Auto Amnesia

The 90-Second Origin Story

Breeders took the classic Amnesia—an espresso shot of Haze that once required a calendar and a prayer—and spliced in ruderalis DNA so it flowers on age, not daylight. Translation: even your blackout curtains can’t stop this plant from finishing. Advanced Seeds basically turned a marathon into a sprint and kept the trophy.

Effects: Welcome to the Lightning Round

THC clocks 16-24%, but the terpinolene-driven terp squad (myrcene & limonene cameo) makes it feel like someone hot-wired your prefrontal cortex. Expect racing thoughts, creative bursts, and the sudden urge to alphabetize your spice rack at 2 a.m. Couch-lock? Only if you sit down to google whether you left the stove on.

Flavor & Aroma: Lemon Pledge Meets Incense Stick

First sniff: lemon zest soaked in cedar chips. First toke: sweet anise and fresh herbs duking it out in your sinuses. Exhale: a faint apology from every Haze you’ve ever ghosted. Total terpene payload 1.2–2.5%, so your neighbors will definitely know your hobby before you do.

Growing: Set It, Forget It, Still Brag About It

Seed-to-harvest in 70–85 days under 18–20 hours of light. Stretches to 70–120 cm indoors, 120 cm+ outdoors if you give it leg room. Foxtails pop like party horns when temps spike, so keep the AC handy. Yields 400–600 g/m² for growers who remember to water—ironic, given the name.

Medical: Doctor’s Note for Productivity

Patients report relief from fatigue, depression, and that soul-crushing Monday vibe. Low CBD means it won’t glue you to the sofa, but it might glue you to your to-do list. Side effects include transient short-term memory loss (duh) and the uncontrollable need to explain your startup idea to the pizza guy.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for growers with the attention span of a TikTok scroll and consumers who want sativa fireworks without a three-month grow. Not ideal for anyone whose password is literally "password" or who loses their phone while using it.