Auto Amnesia by Linda Seeds

What Even Is This Speed Demon?

Bred in Europe by the efficiency freaks at Linda Seeds, Auto Amnesia is basically photoperiod Amnesia after a CrossFit program. Ruderalis genes slammed into classic Amnesia cuts to create a plant that flowers on its own faster than you can say "What day is it?" Expect 70–85 days seed-to-harvest, which is roughly the time it takes your dealer to text back.

Effects: Brain After a Red Bull Enema

Clocking 17-22% THC with near-zero CBD, this stuff launches your frontal lobe into orbit. Expect razor-sharp focus followed by the sudden inability to remember why you walked into the kitchen. Creativity spikes, your inner monologue turns into a TED Talk, and mundane chores feel like saving the planet. Couchlock? Only if you forget how couches work.

Flavor & Aroma: Lemon Pine-Sol With Attitude

Dominant terpenes terpinolene, limonene, and myrcene deliver a citrus-pine slap that smells like someone mopped the floor with Sprite. Flavor is zesty lemon zest, fresh herbs, and a whisper of pepper that politely throat-punches you on the exhale. Your grinder will smell like a Mediterranean cleaning aisle.

Growing: Set It and (Almost) Forget It

Indoors, these girls top out around 3-4 feet and pump 450-550 g/m² under good LEDs. Outdoors you’ll harvest 60-200 g per plant before your neighbors notice. No need to flip light cycles—she flowers under 18/6 like it’s a Netflix subscription. Just keep humidity reasonable and pray the stretch doesn’t high-five your ceiling fan.

Medical Uses or Excuses to Get High

Patients grab Auto Amnesia to bulldoze fatigue, depression, and that soul-sucking creative block. Great for daytime pain relief without morphing into a houseplant. Pro tip: write your grocery list before smoking or you’ll come home with nine jars of pickles and no memory why.

Who Should Smoke This?

Perfect for overworked creatives, gamers pulling all-nighters, and anyone whose tolerance is as impatient as their grow schedule. Skip it if you’re looking for a chill bedtime strain—this one is the cannabis equivalent of a 6 a.m. spin class.