The 90-Day Memory Wipe
This plant goes from seed to “wait, what was I saying?” in 70-85 days, with overachievers dragging it out to 90 if they feel dramatic. Expect 400-550 g/m² indoors under LEDs bright enough to signal aliens, and enough resin to make your trim bin look like a cocaine bust on CSI.
Effects: Sativa on a Treadmill
The high is what happens when you mainline citrus zest and suddenly remember every embarrassing email you’ve ever sent—then decide it’s hilarious. Creative, chatty, and focused, but in the way a border collie is focused on a laser pointer. Couchlock is not invited to this party; your legs will keep moving even if your brain checks out.
Flavor & Aroma: Lemon Pledge Meets College Dorm
Terpinolene leads the charge with lemon rind so sharp it could testify in court, backed by sweet herbal tea, cedar incense, and that pine-sol whiff you remember from your first apartment. The smoke coats your mouth like you French-kissed a lemon grove wearing a sandalwood necklace.
Growing: Plant-and-Pray Made Easy
Auto Amnesia forgives beginners like a golden retriever forgives a toddler. Heights top out at 80-120 cm indoors (140 cm outdoors if you feed it compliments), and she responds nicely to light LST—basically yoga for weed. Just don’t overwater; she hates soggy socks as much as you do.
Medically Speaking
Patients grab this for daytime depression, fatigue, and the existential dread of Zoom meetings. The CBD is under 1%, so don’t expect a body-numbing miracle—think espresso shot with a side of emotional clarity instead of a weighted blanket.
Who Should Smoke This
Perfect for creatives who need to finish a screenplay, students cramming for finals, or anyone whose attention span was murdered by TikTok. Not ideal if your plans involve sleeping, remembering birthdays, or operating heavy machinery without giggling.
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