Strain Overview
Auto Amnesia Haze is what happens when breeders decide traditional Amnesia Haze was too responsible. BSB Genetics basically took a legendary sativa, shoved some Cannabis ruderalis in its gene pool, and created a strain that flowers faster than your landlord cashes rent checks. Clocking in at 40-60% sativa influence, it’s the rare autoflower that doesn’t smoke like lawn clippings dipped in cough syrup.
Effects: Cerebral Gymnastics
Expect a mental high that feels like your brain doing parkour—creative, energetic, and 70% likely to make you start a podcast mid-session. The body relaxation creeps in like a Netflix subscription: gentle, welcome, and impossible to cancel. Warning: may cause sudden appreciation for jazz and an uncontrollable urge to explain cryptocurrency to pets.
Flavor & Aroma: Citrus Confusion
Tastes like someone spilled lemonade in a pine forest and tried to cover it up with black pepper. Dominant terpenes of limonene (30-35%) and myrcene (25-30%) create a flavor profile that’s simultaneously fresh and spicy—like a yoga instructor who secretly smokes. The exhale leaves a herbal crispiness that’ll have you questioning if you just vaped or accidentally drank potpourri tea.
Growing: Idiot-Proof Gardening
This strain is so forgiving it might apologize for your mistakes. Yields 400-500g/m² indoors without needing light schedule manipulation—perfect for growers who think "photoperiod" is a camera setting. Trichome coverage exceeds 20%, making buds look like they were rolled in snow and regret. From seed to harvest in 8-10 weeks, which is roughly the time it takes to finish a Costco-sized bag of Doritos.
Medical Uses: Therapeutic Time Travel
With CBD under 1%, this isn’t your anti-inflammatory hero—it’s your emotional support rocket ship. Users report relief from stress, depression, and the crushing weight of remembering their ex’s Netflix password. The high THC content (18-24%) modulates mood disorders like a charming friend who convinces you everything’s fine while you reorganize your sock drawer by color.
Who It's For
Ideal for creative types who need their weed to work as hard as they pretend to. Great for growers with commitment issues and smokers who want sativa effects without the 14-week wait. Not recommended for those seeking CBD therapy or anyone who needs to remember where they parked. Basically, if you’ve ever started a DIY project while high and finished it sober, this is your spirit strain.
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