Auto Amnesium

TL;DR Overview

In short: a 60-90 cm autoflower that finishes in about 65 days, smells like a wet forest sprinkled with orange zest, and gets you baked enough to misplace your phone while you’re holding it. Victory Seeds basically asked, “What if we made a strain that flowers automatically but still slaps?” and this is the obedient little monster they got.

Effects: Functional Amnesia

Expect a rapid cerebral lift-off (thanks, 15-22% THC) that feels like your brain just upgraded to fiber internet. Mood boost first, creative tangents second, and then—boom—where did the last two hours go? CBD hovers around 1-2%, just enough to keep paranoia from moving in, but not enough to stop you from reorganizing the spice rack alphabetically at 1 a.m.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Mimosa

Nose: earthy pine and lemon peel with a side of fresh lawn clippings. Taste: zesty citrus on the inhale, pine-berry on the exhale, and a lingering herbal aftertaste that politely refuses to leave the party. Lab nerds counted 20+ flavor compounds, but your tongue will just call it “fancy ditch weed that tastes expensive.”

Growing: Set It and (Almost) Forget It

Auto Amnesium is the low-maintenance houseplant of weed. 60-90 cm tall, uniform structure, and ready in roughly 9–10 weeks from seed. Indoor growers love the stealth; outdoor growers love that it finishes before the neighbors start asking questions. Yields land at about 400–500 g/m² under LEDs or “respectable” if you half-ass your nutrients. Cool nights bring out purple streaks—free Instagram content included.

Medical: Therapeutic Time-Travel

Patients reach for Auto Amnesium to mute stress, mild aches, and the existential dread of adulting. The sativa edge keeps daytime users functional (translation: you can still answer emails, just slower), while the CBD smooths out anxiety spikes. Perfect for micro-dosing at work if your boss thinks “creative brainstorming” involves a lot of staring at the ceiling.

Who’s This For?

Newbies who want top-shelf effects without learning light schedules. Apartment dwellers who measure grow space in centimeters. And anyone whose attention span is best described as “TikTok.” If you’ve ever killed a cactus but still want to brag about home-grown dank, Auto Amnesium is your redemption arc.