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Auto Blueberry by Mallorca Seeds

Auto Blueberry is the lazy gardener’s loophole to DJ Short’s

Auto Blueberry is the lazy gardener’s loophole to DJ Short’s legendary couch-flattener, now on autopilot. In 70-85 days it turns from seed to sticky purple nuggets that smell like a Jamba Juice spill in a pine forest. Perfect for people who want Blueberry’s knockout effects without the Ph.D. in photoperiods.

Creativity
58%
Energy
22%
Relaxation
89%
Munchies
71%
THC: 14-20% CBD: <1%
Vibes
56%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Origin Story (a.k.a. How Blueberry Got a V8 Engine)

Picture the original Blueberry—1970s legend, cup-winning diva, needs 12/12 light like a toddler needs nap time. Mallorca Seeds looked at that drama queen and said, "Hold my sangria," injecting some Cannabis ruderalis DNA to create an auto that flowers whenever it damn well pleases. The result is a plant that’s basically Blueberry after a spa retreat: shorter, chiller, and no longer demanding you micromanage the sun.

Effects: From Zero to Napping in 3.5 Puffs

With THC parked between 14-20%, Auto Blueberry won’t launch you into orbit, but it will tuck you into bed like a disappointed parent. Expect a classic indica body-melt: eyelids weighted, limbs unplugged, and a sudden urge to cancel plans you didn’t even have. Anxiety evaporates, pain clocks out early, and your couch becomes a flotation device.

Flavor & Aroma: Grandma’s Pie Meets Gas Station Air Freshener

Open the jar and it’s instant déjà-vu to the blueberry Pop-Tarts you hid in third grade. On the inhale: syrupy berry jam. On the exhale: creamy vanilla with a piney backhand that whispers, "You’re still in nature, bro." The smell is so loud it could get you pulled over in a state where it’s legal.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (Mostly)

Auto Blueberry tops out at 50-120 cm, making it the Danny DeVito of indicas—short, stocky, and surprisingly productive. Drop her in a 7-11 L pot, give her decent light, and she’ll auto-flower in 3-5 weeks like she’s got a train to catch. She forgives rookie mistakes, shrugs off minor cold snaps, and still rewards you with golf-ball nugs dipped in silver frost. Just don’t overfeed her; autos have the metabolism of a hummingbird on espresso.

Medical Uses: Because Adulting Hurts

Doctors won’t write "Auto Blueberry" on a script, but patients swear by it for insomnia, chronic pain, and the existential dread of Tuesday. The moderate THC keeps paranoia on a leash while the myrcene-heavy terp squad body-slams inflammation. Side effects include forgetting where you put the remote and discovering it in the fridge the next morning.

Who Should Smoke It

Perfect for balcony growers who want top-shelf flavor without top-shelf effort, or anyone whose grow tent doubles as a laundry room. Also ideal for connoisseurs who enjoy telling people, "This is an autoflower" and watching their monocles fall into their craft beer. If you’ve ever killed a cactus but still want to harvest weed, this is your spirit plant.


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Auto Blueberry by Mallorca Seeds

How long does Auto Blueberry take from seed to stash?

Roughly 70-85 days—basically one Netflix subscription cycle.

Will it turn purple like the photoperiod Blueberry?

Only if you give it a nightly chill 8-10 °C below daytime temps. Otherwise it stays green and still tastes like a fruit rollup.

Can I grow this in a closet with a desk lamp?

You can, but you’ll get desk-lamp results. Spring for a real LED so your buds don’t look like broccoli’s depressed cousin.

Is 20% THC too strong for beginners?

It’s the kiddie pool of dank—strong enough to feel something, gentle enough that you won’t call 911 on yourself.

Does it smell during flowering?

Like a blueberry muffin having a loud argument with a skunk. Carbon filter recommended unless your neighbors are cool.

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