Auto Bus 13

The Short & Skinny

Bred by DaHood Urban Seeds, Auto Bus 13 is an autoflowering sativa that finishes in about 70–90 days—roughly the same length as a Netflix free trial. The breeders basically took a sativa, duct-taped some C. ruderalis to it, and yelled “evolve faster!” until it listened. Result: a plant that flips to flower on its birthday, not yours, which is great if you can’t be bothered with light schedules or, you know, effort.

Effects: Microdose Without the Micro

With THC clocking in at a whopping 5% (yes, single-digit), the high is less “rocket ship to Mars” and more “gently rolling office chair to the break room.” Expect a buzzy, cerebral tickle that won’t send you spiraling into existential dread. It’s the strain you smoke before a Zoom call when your boss says, “Let’s keep this casual” and you believe them.

Flavor & Aroma: Citrus for Pacifists

Terpinolene, limonene, and ocimene show up like an unpaid intern crew: bright, citrusy, and trying their best. The smell is lemon zest meets freshly mowed lawn clippings—perfect for convincing your neighbors you’re just really into herbal tea. Taste-wise, think weak lemonade with a hint of “I should have bought the 20% batch.”

Growing It: Set It and Forget It (Seriously)

Auto Bus 13 tops out around 70–110 cm indoors, so it won’t punch through your ceiling. She’s a low-maintenance queen: give her 18/6 light, a 3-gallon pot, and the occasional compliment, and she’ll reward you with golf-ball nugs that look frosty but hit like chamomile. Don’t top her—she’s sensitive and already dealing with enough identity issues from the ruderalis side of the family.

Medical Uses: Training Wheels for Anxiety

Need the anti-anxiety perks of weed without the part where you forget your own name? Auto Bus 13 is your herbal seatbelt. Great for daytime stress, mild pain, or pretending you’re productive after lunch. It’s so gentle your therapist will think you switched to aromatherapy.

Who Should Ride This Bus

First-timers, lightweight legends, or anyone whose motto is “I want to feel something, just not too much.” Also ideal for growers who need a quick, stealthy harvest before their landlord remembers clause 7B. If you’re chasing face-melting potency, keep walking—this bus stops at Mildly Elevated, not Outer Space.