Auto Chocolate Cream

The Origin Story (a.k.a. How Spain Stole Grandma’s Brownies)

Spanish breeders at 00 Seeds took classic Chocolate Cream, added a dash of Cannabis ruderalis (think cannabis’s overachieving cousin who never sleeps), and compressed the whole thing into a 60-75 day microwave cycle. The goal? Deliver photoperiod flavor and yield without the six-month commitment or the need to understand what a "light schedule" even is. By generation F7 they’d weeded out the runts that tasted like lawn clippings, leaving uniform little cocoa grenades that finish before your landlord realizes you’re growing weed in the closet.

Effects: From Chatty to Horizontal in 15 Minutes

THC clocks in at 15-25 %, which is the cannabis equivalent of "one brownie or three?" First you’ll feel a polite sativa head-kiss that whispers, "You could still do dishes," then the indica tidal wave arrives and yells, "LOL nope, horizontal time." Limbs become decorative, eyelids gain mass, and Netflix queues itself. Perfect for people whose evening plans include forgetting what evening plans even were.

Flavor & Aroma: Because Smoking Salad Is Overrated

On the nose: instant Nesquik nostalgia. On the tongue: milk chocolate and sweet cream fondue with a toasted nut encore. Exhale adds a hint of earthy coffee, like someone spilled mocha in your cocoa. The aftertaste lingers so long you’ll swear you brushed your teeth with dessert. Good luck convincing your dentist that’s normal.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (But Actually)

Stays 60-90 cm indoors—basically a bonsai that gets you high. 4-8 side branches turn into dense, golf-ball nugs coated in trichome glitter that could frost a birthday cake. Needs zero light-cycle wizardry; just 18-20 hours of photons and basic watering skills. Outdoor plants top out at 120 cm, finish before October rains, and won’t narc on you to the neighbors thanks to stealthy size. Mold resistance is high, laziness tolerance even higher.

Medical: Prescription-Strength Blankie

Patients report rapid eviction of pain, anxiety, and that pesky ability to stay awake. Works like an off-switch for racing thoughts and a volume knob for chronic aches. Side effects may include forgetting where you put the remote and an intense negotiation with your snack cupboard at 11 p.m. Not recommended for operating heavy eyelids.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for dessert-first personalities, micro-tent enthusiasts, and anyone whose grow diary still says "Day 1" six months later. If your life motto is “work smarter, nap harder,” welcome home. Skip if you’re on a deadline, operating forklifts, or allergic to chocolate-induced comas.