Auto Cinderella Jack

The Royal Backstory

Born in Dutch Passion’s secret grow-basement, Auto Cinderella Jack is the result of breeding Cinderella 99, Jack Herer, and some stubborn ruderalis who refused to wait for seasonal light cycles. The breeders wanted a strain that hits like a royal carriage but grows like a weed—literally. Mission accomplished: multiple cannabis cups and lab sheets screaming >25% THC.

Effects: Pumpkin to Palace in One Hit

Expect an immediate sativa lift that makes folding laundry feel like rocket science, followed by a cushy indica landing that convinces your couch it’s actually memory foam. Creativity spikes, snack cabinets empty, and your phone’s autocorrect starts writing poetry. Novices beware: this fairy godmother doesn’t do refunds.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Candy Palace

Crack a nug and get smacked with pine needles dipped in citrus glaze. Inhale tastes like sweet forest candy, exhale leaves a spicy, earthy mic-drop on your tongue. Terp squad: pinene, myrcene, and caryophyllene—aka the fairy-god terps—doing synchronized swimming on your taste buds.

Growing: Autoflower, Autopilot

Compact, bushy, and finishes in 9-10 weeks from seed—perfect for growers who measure patience in Netflix episodes. Handles cooler climates like a champ, yields dense, trichome-drenched nugs that look sprinkled with pixie dust. Bonus: stealth height keeps nosey neighbors thinking you’re just really into bonsai.

Medical Hype Check

Great for stress, mild pain, and the existential dread of adulthood. The CBD trace won’t calm a rave, but the entourage effect might make your anxiety ghost you for the night. Pair with fuzzy socks and cancel all plans that require pants.

Who Should Ride This Carriage

Experienced users chasing 25%+ potency without the grow-room drama. Microdosers, swipe left—this pumpkin turns into a couch, not a stagecoach. Ideal for creative freelancers, night-owls, and anyone whose fairy godmother is actually a grinder.