Royal Overview
Auto Cinderella Jack is Dutch Passion’s flex move: cramming 25%+ THC into a plant shorter than your nephew. Born from Cinderella 99 and Jack Herer genetics, then blended with ruderalis for the ADHD grow schedule (10–11 weeks seed-to-stash). Expect medium-sized Christmas-tree plants that finish around 60–110 cm—perfect for closets, attics, or that one roommate who still thinks weed is “just a phase.”
Effects: Happily Ever After… or 3 Hours Later
It starts with a Jack Herer-style cerebral fireworks show—creative, chatty, and convinced your group chat needs 47 memes RIGHT NOW. Thirty minutes later the C99 euphoria softens into a smooth body hum that won’t glue you to the couch but might glue snacks to your face. Great for daytime brainstorming, evening gaming, or pretending you’re productive on Zoom.
Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Fruit Punch
Dominant terps pinene, myrcene, and β-caryophyllene serve a forest-fresh slap followed by sweet citrus and a peppery kick. Basically, your bong smells like someone mopped the woods with orange zest and then sneezed black pepper. Total terpene weight around 1.6 %, which is impressive for autos—think of it as aromatherapy for people who hate therapy.
Growing: Couch-to-Cup in 11 Weeks
Pop seeds, water, wait 77 days, collect dense, trichome-dripping colas. That’s it—no light-cycle gymnastics, no drama. Handles small pots, LED blurples, and the occasional “oops, forgot to water” moment. Yields average 400–500 g/m² indoors; outdoors she’ll still finish before your tomatoes even think about flowering. Trim jail is short thanks to high calyx-to-leaf ratio, freeing you to actually smoke the stuff.
Medical: Because Adulting is Hard
Patients grab Auto Cinderella Jack for stress, mild pain, and the existential dread of Monday meetings. The pinene lift helps focus ADHD brains; myrcene calms anxiety without the “I’m melting” vibe. Just don’t expect it to cure your ex texting you at 2 a.m.—that’s a job for blocking, not botany.
Who Should Ride This Pumpkin Carriage?
Perfect for new growers who want pro-level potency without pro-level headaches, and for seasoned stoners who need a quick turnaround before their mother-in-law visits. If you’re the type who names your plants and apologizes when you prune, this royal auto will still forgive you. If you’re a sativa snob who thinks autos can’t kick, prepare to eat crow—lightly seasoned with citrus and pine.
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