Auto Gorilla OG x Auto Purple Amnesia

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Short Stuff Seedbank basically rage-quit waiting for normal plants and mashed Gorilla OG with Purple Amnesia, then sprinkled ruderalis on top like parmesan. Result: a strain that flowers in 60-65 days flat, meaning even the most commitment-phobic grower can’t mess it up. It’s the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—fast, surprisingly decent, and you’ll still brag about it on Reddit.

Effects: Half Couch, Half Rocket Ship

18-22% THC hits the sweet spot between “I can still function” and “why is my fridge talking?” First wave is sativa sparkle—ideas flow faster than your data plan. Second wave is indica gravity boots—good luck reaching the remote. Perfect for people who want to clean the entire house then immediately forget why they started.

Flavor & Aroma: Diesel Berry Smoothie

Nose opens with earthy diesel that punches harder than a Twitter ratio, followed by sour citrus and a whisper of sweet berry that sneaks in like a DM at 2 a.m. Smoke tastes like someone blended a gas station with a fruit salad—oddly addictive and leaves your bong smelling like a crime scene.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (Almost)

This plant is so forgiving it should teach kindergarten. Stays compact (80-100 cm), yields 150-200 g/m² indoors, and shrugs off mold like a champ thanks to its fern-leaf airflow design. Literally designed for people who kill succulents. Just add water, light, and the bare minimum of love.

Medical Uses or Creative Excuses

Patients report it tackles stress, insomnia, and chronic “I can’t adult today” syndrome. The balanced high means you can microdose and still pretend to be productive, or full-send and finally understand why your cat stares at walls. Either way, your Fitbit will register zero steps.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for growers who want dispensary-quality buds without the 4-month soap opera. Great for creatives who need inspiration followed by a mandatory nap. Not recommended for people who need to remember where they parked—or anyone with a to-do list longer than a CVS receipt.