Auto Gorilla OG x Auto Purple Amnesia

Genetic Speedrun

Somewhere in Spain, breeders slammed Gorilla OG’s couch-magnet genetics into Purple Amnesia’s hyperactive citrus brain and then sprinkled in ruderalis like Red Bull. The result? A plant that flowers on its own schedule like that friend who shows up to brunch already high. You’ll see 50-60% sativa head buzz duking it out with 40-50% indica body slam, all compressed into a TikTok-length life cycle.

Effects: Glued to the Fridge, Lost in Thought

First wave feels like your brain down­loaded a 5G update of creative nonsense. Second wave straps you into a La-Z-Boy made of marshmallows while you debate the aerodynamics of nachos. At 18-24% THC, seasoned tokers stay functional; rookies will text their ex apologies for things they haven’t done yet. The purple pheno adds a giggly top note, the green pheno doubles as a sleep grenade—choose your fighter.

Flavor & Aroma: Gas, Fruit, and Regret

Open the jar and it’s like someone blended a lemon orchard, a diesel spill, and your grandma’s lavender sachet. On the inhale: sharp lime and pine cleaner. On the exhale: berry candy chased by peppery OG funk. Room reek starts at day 30; by day 60 your carbon filter files for workers’ comp. Cure it right and the smoke smooths into a dessert-gas hybrid that makes your tongue think it’s bilingual.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (Sort Of)

Indoors she’ll squat between 70-110 cm—perfect for closet farmers who still want bragging rights. LST her skinny laterals and she’ll turn into a candelabra of golf-ball nugs. Outdoors she’ll laugh at short summers and still pump out purple hues if you flirt with 16 °C nights. Harvest window is 70-85 days from seed, meaning you can pull two runs before your landlord remembers your name.

Medical Uses: Therapeutic Chaos

Great for turning chronic pain into chronic snacks. The sativa edge slices through anxiety like a sarcastic comment, while the indica undertow drowns insomnia in melted cheese. PTSD and OCD users report the strain distracts them so hard they forget what they were obsessing about—usually around the third bag of Doritos.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for the impatient connoisseur who wants photoperiod quality but can’t commit to a long-term relationship. If you’ve ever killed a houseplant but still want to impress your Discord grow group, this is your cheat code. Not recommended for anyone who needs to operate heavy machinery or remember birthdays.