Auto Green Wild Shark

The Origin Story: Shark Tank Genetics

Picture Victory Seeds locking Ruderalis, Indica, and Sativa in a cage match and yelling “breed or die.” The result? A 25% Ruderalis speed demon that flowers automatically—no light-cycle foreplay required—plus 40% indica sedation so potent you’ll name your couch “Mom.” The remaining 35% sativa keeps your brain just awake enough to remember where the snacks are.

Effects: Jaws for Your Endocannabinoid System

First bite is a citrusy head rush that feels like being licked by a lemon shark. Then the indica drags you to the ocean floor—aka your sofa—where you’ll contemplate why sea mammals are so chill. Expect 95% odds you forget what episode you were on and 100% odds you’ll order a pizza you don’t remember eating.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Gasoline Lemonade

Crack a nug and smell the rainforest humping a diesel pump. The smoke tastes like lemon zest dipped in earthy espresso with a side of “did I just inhale a Christmas tree?” Caryophyllene brings pepper, Myrcene brings couch-lock, and Limonene brings the existential citrus clarity you didn’t ask for.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (But Not Really)

This shark grows fast—55–65 days seed-to-stash—perfect for impatient cultivators who measure time in Netflix episodes. Expect compact 60–90 cm plants that yield 3–5 g colas so frosty they look like they’ve been swimming in trichome-infested waters. Novice-friendly, but don’t literally forget it; even sharks need water and nutes, bro.

Medical Uses: Prescription Strength Snuggle Therapy

Doctors won’t write this on a pad, but patients swear by its combo of 18–24% THC and 1–2% CBD to KO insomnia, muscle spasms, and that vague anxiety you get from reading climate news. Myrcene delivers the body stone, CBN sprinkles bedtime fairy dust, and the low CBD keeps paranoia at bay—unless you count fear of running out of chips.

Who Should Take the Bait

Perfect for seasoned stoners who want a quick harvest and beginners who think “auto” means “effort-free” (spoiler: it doesn’t). If your weekend plans include horizontal meditation and aggressive snacking, welcome aboard. If your plans involve operating heavy machinery or remembering birthdays, maybe swim elsewhere.