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Auto Hashchis

The strain for growers who want dank nugs but can’t be bothe

The strain for growers who want dank nugs but can’t be bothered to flip light schedules. Auto Hashchis is basically the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: not haute cuisine, but it’ll glue you to the sofa in 8-9 weeks flat.

Creativity
46%
Energy
16%
Relaxation
80%
Munchies
65%
THC: 15-20% CBD: <1%
Vibes
47%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Strain Overview

Bred by 00 Seeds Bank when someone said, “What if we made hash plant… but for people who forget to water?” Auto Hashchis mashes ruderalis hardiness with classic indica knockout power. The result: compact, resin-drenched nuggets that finish before your landlord remembers you exist.

Effects

Expect the usual indica greatest-hits compilation: eyelids auditioning for shutterstock, limbs auditioning for sandbags, and a brain that’s buffering Netflix menus for 45 minutes. At 15-20% THC it won’t teleport you to another dimension, but it will cancel your evening plans with ruthless efficiency.

Flavor & Aroma

Smells like someone spilled peppery hash in a pine forest, then tried to cover it up with citrus Febreze. Taste-wise it’s earthy spice up front, followed by a lingering note of “did I lock the front door?”—perfect for people who enjoy paranoia with their relaxation.

Growing

This is the plant for anyone whose last houseplant died of “over-attention.” Auto Hashchis auto-flowers in 8-9 weeks from seed, shrugs off rookie mistakes, and still pumps out 350-450 g/m² indoors. Outdoors it’ll finish before the first frost or your nosy neighbor finishes gossiping.

Medical Uses

Doctors won’t prescribe it, but your spine after a 10-hour gaming marathon will. Great for chronic pain, insomnia, and existential dread caused by group chats. Warning: may cause severe attachment to your sofa.

Who It’s For

Growers who want maximum stoned for minimum effort. Patients who need relief without a horticulture degree. And anyone whose calendar is already full of “maybe later.” Basically, if you’ve ever said “I’ll just smoke one bowl” and woke up with Cheeto dust in your hair—welcome home.


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Auto Hashchis

Is Auto Hashchis good for beginners?

Only if you consider forgetting to water a ‘growing style.’ It’s practically a chia pet that gets you high.

How long from seed to harvest?

8-9 weeks. That’s less time than it takes most people to finish a Netflix series they’re not even enjoying.

Will it smell up my apartment?

Like a skunk hot-boxed a spice rack. Carbon filter or very understanding neighbors are strongly advised.

Can I make hash with the trim?

Duh, it’s literally named Hash-chis. The plant overachieves in resin like a straight-A student who also smokes weed.

Is 15-20% THC too weak?

If you can still operate a TV remote, it’s working. This isn’t a race to ego death—it’s a comfortable nap with benefits.

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