Buzz Breakdown
Expect a freight-train hybrid high: first a euphoric head-rush that turns your inner monologue into a TED Talk, then a full-body gravity upgrade that staples you to the nearest soft surface. Great for brainstorming terrible business ideas you’ll forget by morning.
Flavor & Funk
On the nose: 90s skunk sprayed with lemon pledge. On the tongue: earthy hash chased by peppery citrus that lingers like that one friend who won’t leave the after-party. Terp squad is led by myrcene (couch glue), caryophyllene (spicy bite), and limonene (mood elevator).
Grower Gossip
Seed to stash in 8-10 weeks—basically microwave popcorn for stoners. Stays under 110 cm, laughs at mildew, and pumps out dense triangular colas that look like green witch hats. Just don’t top her late; autoflowers have the patience of a DMV employee on break.
Medical Maybes
Patients report relief from chronic stress, minor aches, and the crushing realization that your group chat is just digital screaming into the void. Sedative enough to KO insomnia, cerebral enough to make Spotify playlists feel profound.
Who Should Hit It
Perfect for closet growers, impatient stoners, and anyone who wants to visit the astral plane but can’t commit to a twelve-week photoperiod vacation. Not recommended for first-date pre-rolls unless your date also believes the moon landing was faked.
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