Genetic Tea & Breeding Drama
Seedsman won’t spill the exact parentage—probably to keep the lawyers and the Instagram breeders guessing. What we do know: equal parts sativa pep, indica bushiness, and ruderalis “I-don’t-need-no-12/12” attitude. Translation? A squat, frosty plant that flips to flower faster than you can say "rent’s due."
Effects: Who Needs a Stopwatch?
16-22% THC hits like a slap from a caffeinated hobbit: uplifting, clear-headed, and chatty without launching you into orbit. Great for knocking out to-do lists, pretending to enjoy Zoom calls, or convincing yourself that assembling IKEA furniture is a spiritual experience.
Flavor & Aroma: Pepper-Spray Lemonade
Crack a jar and get hit with lemon zest, earthy sweetness, and a peppery kick that sneaks up like autocorrect changing “hugs” to “drugs.” Terpene MVP squad: myrcene (couch-lock lite), caryophyllene (the spice that cries in spicy), and limonene (the smiley barista of weed).
Growing: Micro-Garden Glory
Stays under 3 ft unless you insult it daily. Loves 18–20 hrs of light, hates root prisons, and finishes in 70–85 days from sprout—faster than your last sourdough phase. Yield: 300–400 g/m² indoors, or one mason jar and bragging rights outdoors.
Medical: Pocket-Sized Therapist
Patients reach for it to mute mild aches, stress, and that existential dread that arrives every Sunday at 7 p.m. Won’t floor you, so you can still adult—just a happier, slightly more giggly version of adulting.
Who Should Pull the Trigger?
Perfect for impatient stoners, balcony guerrilla growers, and anyone whose grow tent doubles as a closet. If you need stealth, speed, and a clear-headed buzz, Auto Mini Gun is your tiny green SWAT team.
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