Auto Mokum's Tulip

Genetic Cheat Sheet

It’s basically Bubble Gum’s rebellious grand-kid who ran off with a ruderalis and came back turbo-charged. Dutch Passion mashed indica chill, sativa head tingle, and autoflower laziness into one seed so you can harvest before your landlord remembers you exist.

Effects: From Chatty to Horizontal

First you’re the life of the group chat, then gravity becomes suspiciously persuasive. A sociable sativa lift melts into a weighted-blanket indica hug that says, "Netflix autoplay is your new cardio." Great for ending arguments about whose turn it is to do dishes—nobody’s doing dishes.

Flavor & Aroma: Willy Wonka’s Grow Room

Nose: pink bubblegum, fresh pastries, and a whisper of Amsterdam alley musk. Taste: sugary fruit on the inhale, spicy-herbal mic drop on the exhale. Room note is so dessert-like you’ll expect a stoned Oompa Loompa to waddle out asking for a dab.

Growing It (TL;DR: It Grows Itself)

Seed-to-buds in 9–10 weeks; basically a cannabis Tamagotchi that never dies. Plants stay squat—perfect for closets, tents, or that one IKEA shelf you never assembled correctly. Yields hit 400-500 g/m² under LEDs or, as one reviewer put it, "Enough to forget what month it is."

Medical Uses (a.k.a. Excuses)

Insomnia? Gone. Anxiety? Wrapped in bubble wrap. Chronic pain? Replaced by mild confusion over snack inventory. Just don’t plan on operating heavy eyelids after sundown.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for growers who kill cacti, introverts who want to be social for exactly 17 minutes, and anyone whose evening plans read: "exist horizontally." Skip if your to-do list includes anything more complex than "decide between tacos or pizza."