Auto New York City CBD

The Big Apple, But Make It Mellow

Imagine if the city that never sleeps took a CBD gummy and finally chilled the hell out. Auto New York City CBD is Pyramid Seeds' love letter to Type-A personalities who want to stay productive without grinding their teeth into powder. Bred from a "ruderalis/indica/sativa" cocktail—basically the cannabis equivalent of a New York slice with everything on it—this autoflower finishes in 70-85 days, which is still faster than the L train during rush hour.

Effects: Wall Street Energy, Park Bench Calm

With THC hovering around 8-14% and CBD doing the heavy lifting, this isn't the strain that'll have you debating string theory with your bodega cat. Expect a clear-headed buzz that's more "Sunday morning crossword" than "3 AM existential crisis." The sativa side keeps your brain ticking like a Bloomberg terminal, while the CBD smooths out the edges like a $15 NYC cocktail—overpriced but effective. Perfect for pretending to be productive while actually organizing your Spotify playlists.

Flavor: Hot Dog Cart Meets High-End Perfume

Picture this: you're walking past a food truck, someone spills diesel, and a citrus air freshener explodes nearby. That's the bouquet here—zesty lemon-lime up front, with a backend of fuel and pine that screams "I commute through New Jersey." The terpene profile is limonene-forward because apparently even our weed needs to be Type-A about citrus. Underneath you'll catch subtle notes of pepper and herbs, like the everything bagel of cannabis flavors.

Growing: Studio Apartment Friendly

Stays a modest 70-110cm indoors—basically the cannabis equivalent of a New York apartment that claims to be "cozy." She'll stretch about 35-70% during flower, just like your budget after a night out in Manhattan. Prefers 18/6 or 20/4 light schedules because even autoflowers won't work for exposure. Yields are respectable for a CBD auto; think farmers market haul, not Union Square Whole Foods haul. Bonus: trichome coverage is surprisingly frosty for something that won't actually get you that frosty.

Medical: Because Therapy Costs $400/Session

Marketed toward the "I have a meeting in 20 minutes" crowd who still need their joints to work joints. The CBD:THC ratio makes it popular for daytime anxiety relief without the "sorry boss, I'm too stoned to spreadsheet" conversation. Users report it takes the edge off chronic pain while keeping you functional enough to argue about rent increases. Great for people who want the medicinal benefits without having to explain why they suddenly love Phish.

Who It's For

If you've ever said "I want to smoke weed but still need to call my mom back," congratulations—you've found your soulmate. Ideal for Type-A stoners, microdosers, and anyone who's ever eaten an edible and immediately regretted every life choice. Also perfect for your friend who describes themselves as "cannabis curious" but still calls it "pot." It's like training wheels for the cannabis-curious or a retirement plan for people who used to dab live resin but now have health insurance.