Auto Purple Amnesia

The Elevator Pitch

Imagine Amnesia got blackout drunk at a royal ball, woke up wearing purple robes, and suddenly remembered it only had 11 weeks to live. That’s Auto Purple Amnesia—compact, colorful, and so polite it apologizes for couch-locking you. Short Stuff Seedbank basically crammed a photoperiod drama queen into a bonsai time-share and handed it to growers who can’t be bothered to flip light schedules.

Effects: Functional Forgetfulness

At 12-18% THC, it won’t launch you into orbit, but it will definitely misplace your car in the driveway. The high starts with a citrusy head-buzz that feels like your brain just discovered caffeine for the first time—creative, giggly, and convinced your group-chat is hilarious. Twenty minutes later the purple indica side shows up with snacks, a blanket, and zero intention of leaving. Expect to finish that screenplay, then forget where you saved it.

Flavor & Aroma: Lemon Pepper Amnesia

Crack a jar and you’re smacked with lemon-zest and grapefruit so bright it needs sunglasses. Dig deeper and the purple lineage coughs up damp pine forest, cracked black pepper, and a ghost note of berry that disappears faster than your short-term memory. Smoke it and the exhale tastes like someone zested a lemon over a campfire—refreshing, slightly confused, and weirdly nostalgic.

Growing: Idiot-Proof Royalty

Auto Purple Amnesia maxes out at 60-100 cm indoors, so even a closet counts as a palace. She’ll paint herself eggplant and plum if you give her a 3-5 °C night-time chill, making your grow tent look like a moody Renaissance painting. From seed to harvest in 70-77 days—perfect for the impatient, the vertically challenged, or anyone whose landlord schedules surprise inspections. Yields are respectable, trichomes are frosty, and the plant practically grows itself while you binge documentaries about ancient aliens.

Medical & Recreational Use

Medically, it’s the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a coloring book. Great for stress, mild aches, and pretending you’re productive while staring at your ceiling. Recreationally, it’s the perfect “I have stuff to do but let’s see what happens” weed—functional enough to run errands, forgetful enough to bring home a cat you didn’t adopt.

Who Should Smoke This

Growers who kill cacti. Stoners who need to act civilized at family dinner. Artists who want inspiration without the heart-rate spike. If you’ve ever set a 30-minute timer to remember where you put your phone, Auto Purple Amnesia is your spirit animal.