Auto Purple Rich CBD

The Royal Rundown

This autoflowering diva is the love-child of indica chill and ruderalis hustle, bred by Mr. Hide Seeds for growers who want top-shelf aesthetics without the drama. Expect squat plants that max out around 3 ft—perfect for closet grows, studio apartments, or that one IKEA cabinet you swore was for "books." Flower time is a breezy 9-12 weeks, meaning you’ll harvest before your landlord remembers you exist.

Effects: Couch Optional, Chill Mandatory

THC clocks 20-25%, but CBD swoops in like a responsible babysitter, keeping the high giggly—not gory. You’ll feel muscles slacken, thoughts untangle, and social anxiety evaporate faster than your will to do laundry. Great for binge-watching true crime without feeling personally targeted. Operating heavy machinery is still a no-go, but you can probably assemble that IKEA bookshelf without crying.

Flavor & Aroma: Berry Patch in a Cedar Chest

Crack a jar and get smacked with sweet berry jam, floral perfume, and a woody finish that screams "I’m outdoorsy" even if you’re in pajamas. Myrcene leads the fruit parade, limonene spritzes citrus confetti, and caryophyllene adds a peppery kick for people who think plain fruit is basic. The smoke is smooth enough for grandma; the smell is loud enough for your nosy neighbor to schedule an HOA meeting.

Growing: Autoflower, Autopilot, Auto-magical

Stick it under 18–20 hours of light from sprout to chop and watch nature do its thing. These girls forgive rookie mistakes like overwatering, underfeeding, and that week you forgot they existed. Purple hues pop when night temps drop 4-8 °C—so yes, you can game the color like a cheap Instagram filter. Yield averages 350-450 g/m² indoors, and outdoors she’ll finish before the cops finish their coffee.

Medical: Anxiety’s Worst Enemy, Netflix’s Best Friend

Patients report relief from chronic pain, insomnia, and existential dread after scrolling Twitter. The CBD buffer keeps paranoia at bay, making this a daytime option for people who still need to adult. Bonus: it curbs nausea, so you can eat the entire pantry without regrets. Not FDA approved, but your group chat is already sold.

Who It’s For

Growers who want purple Instagram clout without the 4-month wait. Stoners who like their THC punchy but their panic attacks nonexistent. And anyone whose personality could be summarized as "tired but still petty." If you’ve ever killed a houseplant, this is your redemption arc.