Auto SFV OG

Genetic Backstory

Picture OG Kush doing an internship with a Siberian ruderalis—now it shows up on time, works under any light schedule, and still parties like it’s 1995 Cali. Dutch Passion basically took the stankiest SFV cut and grafted on a genetic alarm clock so you can’t mess up the flowering trigger even if you tried.

Effects: Couch, Meet Face

THC clocks in at a respectable 15-20%, so you won’t meet God, but you’ll definitely shake hands with His cousin. The high starts as a euphoric head-rush that convinces you your playlist is fire, then drops into a full-body chill that makes standing feel optional. Perfect for gamers, binge-watchers, or anyone trying to time-travel to bedtime.

Flavor & Aroma: Gas Station Lemonade

Dominant terps are myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene, translating to a nose of pine-sol spilled on a leather recliner with a twist of overripe citrus. Inhale: lemon pledge. Exhale: diesel-soaked earth. Room note will have your neighbors wondering if you’re either detailing a muscle car or committing arson.

Growing: Idiot-Proof

10-12 weeks seed-to-stash indoors, stays under 1 m tall, and flowers under 18-20 hours of light like it’s no big deal. Yields are deceptively fat for an auto—think dwarf bodybuilder. She’s forgiving of minor screw-ups, but if you overwater, she’ll ghost you harder than your ex.

Medical Uses: Doctor, I’m Bored

Patients report relief from stress, insomnia, and that existential dread that hits at 2 a.m. on a Tuesday. The body melt helps with aches, while the cerebral buzz quiets the brain squirrels. Side effects include forgetting where you left the remote and the sudden urge to order wings.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for growers who want OG prestige without the photoperiod pop-quiz, and for users who like their weed loud but not “call-in-sick-to-work” loud. If you’ve ever killed a houseplant or yourself with overthinking, Auto SFV OG is your redemption arc in seed form.