Genetic Origin Story
710 Genetics basically Frankensteined cannabis DNA: ruderalis for the 'set it and forget it' flowering, indica for dense resin nugs, sativa for the "wait, I can still move?" effect. The result is a 50/50 split that grows like a weed (literally) and hits like a polite freight train.
Effects: From Zero to Whoa
Expect a cerebral tickle that evolves into a full-body massage from the inside out. At 18-22% THC it won't quite melt your face, but it will relocate it to a comfier dimension. Functional enough to order pizza, potent enough to forget you ordered it twice.
Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Citrus Party
Terpenes went full jazz ensemble here: myrcene and limonene lead with tangy citrus and pine, backed by earthy bass notes and a spicy cymbal crash. Lab nerds clocked 0.5%+ volatile compounds—translation: your roommate will know you smoked before you exhale.
Growing: Idiot-Proof Buds
Auto-flowering means even your friend who kills succulents can harvest. 65-70% resin density in controlled grows equals trichomes so frosty they look like they owe you money. Plant structure is uniform—perfect for light penetration, Instagram symmetry, and pretending you know what you're doing.
Medical Uses (Beyond "I Feel Sad")
That 1-2% CBD isn’t just for show—expect anxiety muffling, pain numbing, and the sudden urge to stretch like a cat in a sunbeam. Great for users who want relief without becoming a decorative throw pillow.
Who It's For
Perfect for impatient growers, flavor chasers, and anyone whose attention span matches the 3-4 week flower time. Not for purists who think autos are cheating, or people who enjoy waiting three months to get high.
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