Auto Sherbert XXL

The Origin Story

Born in the labs of GB Strains because someone said, "What if we made a Sherbet that grows itself while you binge Netflix?" Auto Sherbert XXL is the love-child of indica muscle and ruderalis speed—basically the cannabis equivalent of a Tesla with a La-Z-Boy driver's seat. It snatched eyeballs at the 2021 Highlife Cannabis Cup, proving that even judges love a strain that practically harvests itself.

Effects (a.k.a. How to Become Furniture)

THC clocks in at a respectable 18-24%, which translates to: you’ll start upright, then gravity remembers it has a crush on you. Expect full-body sedation, a mind that wanders off like a golden retriever at a dog park, and the sudden realization that blinking feels like cardio. Perfect for people whose workout routine is lifting the bong.

Flavor & Aroma: Gas-Station Candy Shop

On the nose: someone spilled diesel on a bag of Skittles—somehow it works. On the tongue: tangy citrus sherbet dunked in a bowl of Gorilla Glue, with a finish that lingers like that one friend who ‘just needs five more minutes’ at 2 a.m. Terp hunters call it "complex"; we call it "dessert that punches back."

Growing For People Who Hate Growing

Auto-flowering means it flips to flower on its own schedule—no light-cycle gymnastics required. From seed to stash in 8-10 weeks, yielding 400-500g/m² indoors of dense, purple-frosted nugs that look like they’re trying out for a jewelry commercial. Mold-resistant, beginner-proof, and so low-maintenance it might file your taxes if you ask nicely.

Medical: Because Adulting Hurts

1-2% CBD rides shotgun to keep paranoia in the trunk while THC melts pain, stress, and any ambition to do laundry. Patients report relief from insomnia, chronic pain, and the existential dread of Monday mornings. Side effects include forgetting what you walked into the kitchen for—every single time.

Who Should Smoke This

Designed for anyone whose spirit animal is a weighted blanket. Ideal for night-time sessions, couch architects, and people who consider “horizontal life pause” a valid hobby. If your plans involve standing for long periods, maybe pick a different strain—or embrace the rug as your new best friend.