Auto Skywalker Haze

Galactic Overview

Auto Skywalker Haze is what happens when Dutch Passion asks, “What if we let stoners have their space cake and eat it in three months?” A sativa-dominant auto engineered from the photoperiod Skywalker Haze, it keeps the mind-melting cerebral fireworks but ditches the need for light-schedule babysitting. Seed-to-stash in roughly 12–14 weeks, with THC consistently clocking 18–23 % (labs have seen 27 % when the grower actually knows what a PAR meter is).

Effects: May Cause Unauthorized Hyperspace Jumps

Expect a rocket-powered head high that starts behind the eyes and ends somewhere near the moons of Endor. Creative ideas arrive at lightspeed, your to-do list suddenly feels like a Star Wars opening crawl, and you’ll finally understand why Wookiees roar so much. Couch-lock is minimal unless you count the gravitational pull of your couch’s snack stash.

Flavor & Aroma: Citrus Death Star

The jar smells like someone zested a grapefruit over a pine forest and then shot it with laser cannons. On the inhale you get sharp lemon-lime candy; on the exhale, earthy Haze spice with a hint of fuel—exactly what you’d huff if your X-wing ran on limonene instead of coaxium.

Growing: Set It, Train It, Forget It

Indoor plants top out around 80–120 cm, but if you whisper “high DLI” they’ll stretch to 150 cm like they’re auditioning for a space elevator. Two plants in coco have yielded 13 oz dry—respectable for an auto that doesn’t ask for 18 weeks of your life. Just give her 18–20 hours of light, some LST to keep the canopy even, and maybe a trellis so the colas don’t topple like drunken AT-ATs.

Medical Uses: Rebel Alliance Approved

Great for daytime relief of stress, depression, or the existential dread of living on a planet that still thinks daylight-saving time is a good idea. Also helps with fatigue, migraines, and any condition that benefits from giggling at the word “Skywalker” for twenty minutes straight.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for creatives on a deadline, gamers who need to 100 % every side quest, and anyone whose attention span was murdered by social media. Not ideal if your plans involve operating heavy machinery or explaining to your boss why your quarterly report is written in Aurebesh.