Auto Super Hash

The 8-Week Hash Brick Speedrun

Pyramid Seeds basically hacked cannabis genetics: ruderalis for the auto timer, indica for the body slam, and a whisper of sativa so your brain remembers it still has legs. The result flowers in about 60 days from sprout—perfect for growers whose attention span matches a TikTok clip. Lab numbers hover 15-25 % THC with a respectable CBD kicker, so you’ll be both baked and vaguely responsible.

Effects: Couch, Meet Face

Expect a full-body stone that feels like being hugged by a weighted blanket made of cement. Limbs go slack, eyelids gain gravity, and your stress evaporates faster than the last slice of pizza at a party. It’s not a conversation starter—unless your conversation is slow, sleepy grunts.

Flavor & Aroma: Retro Hash in HD

Aroma profile: earthy kush basement with a top note of grandpa’s leather jacket and a faint whisper of pine-sol. Taste? Classic hashish minus the border crossing—spicy, resinous, and so sticky you’ll swear your grinder owes you rent.

Growing: Idiot-Proof Resin Factory

Auto Super Hash is the plant equivalent of that friend who shows up early, brings snacks, and never overstays. She tops out around 80 cm indoors, laughs at rookie mistakes, and still coats herself in trichomes like she’s trying to win a glitter party. Outdoor growers in legal zones harvest before the neighbors even notice.

Medical: Prescription for Adulting

Patients report relief from chronic pain, insomnia, and the soul-crushing realization that your group chat is planning brunch again. The CBD presence keeps paranoia on a leash, making this a solid nighttime strain for anyone whose brain refuses to clock out.

Who It’s For

Perfect for hash heads who lack the patience for photoperiod drama, newbies who want resin without a PhD in lighting schedules, and anyone whose motto is “get high, go to bed.” If you’ve ever said “I’ll just take one puff” and meant it, this isn’t your strain.