Automatic Amnesia

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

GreenLabel Seeds basically duct-taped legendary Amnesia to a road-tripping ruderalis and said 'vibes.' The result? A plant that flowers when it damn well pleases—no light schedule, no drama, just pure botanical sass. Think of it as the cannabis equivalent of that friend who shows up on time but has no idea what day it is.

Effects: Ctrl+Alt+Delete for Your Brain

Expect a cerebral smack that starts behind the eyes and ends with you googling 'how to open a PDF' for 45 minutes. The sativa lean rockets creativity into low orbit while the indica gently reminds you the couch is now your forever home. Perfect for forgetting why you walked into the kitchen, or what your ex's new last name is.

Flavor & Aroma: Lemon Pledge Meets Skunk Divorce

The bouquet is what happens when a citrus orchard collides with a Phish concert—sharp lemon zest, earthy pine, and a lingering skunk note that whispers 'your neighbors definitely know.' First puff tastes like lemon candy; the exhale is straight-up forest floor with a side of regret. Your taste buds will file for joint custody.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (Literally)

Automatic Amnesia is so low-maintenance it practically waters itself and sends thank-you notes. Flip the lights to 20/4, walk away, and come back 65 days later to dense, purple-tinged nugs that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and bad decisions. Yields are surprisingly fat for an auto—like finding out your lazy roommate actually has a trust fund.

Medical: Doctor's Note for Selective Memory Loss

Patients report relief from stress, chronic pain, and the crushing weight of remembering their 2012 Facebook posts. The high THC content annihilates anxiety faster than you can say 'dude, what were we talking about?' Warning: may cause acute short-term memory loss, which is kind of the point.

Who Should Smoke This

Ideal for growers who kill cacti, stoners with commitment issues, and anyone whose calendar is just a series of question marks. If you’ve ever started a sentence and ended it with '...wait, what?'—welcome home. Not recommended for people who need to remember where they parked their car. Ever.