Ave Of The Giants

The Origin Story (Brought to You by Seattle Hempfest 2019)

Back in 2019, while everyone else was arguing about sativas at Seattle Hempfest, Twenty 20 quietly dropped this purple-tinged monster and watched seasoned stoners melt into beanbags. They crossed old-school resin factories with new-school hybrids until they achieved a genetic 80/20 indica ratio—translation: 80% chance you’ll forget what day it is, 20% chance you’ll still care.

Effects: From Upright to Timber in 3 Puffs

The high starts behind the eyes like a polite lumberjack announcing, “This forest is coming down.” Within minutes your spine turns into a beanbag filler and your phone becomes an abstract art piece you’ll never unlock. Pain, stress, and your will to move all evaporate faster than free samples at a dispensary.

Flavor & Aroma: Dirt, Pine, and Regret

Crack the jar and it’s like face-planting into a mossy redwood grove—earthy base notes with pine cleaner and a faint citrus chaser that says, “Yes, you’re still in your apartment.” Thanks to myrcene and caryophyllene, it smells like a forest floor and tastes like the reason you’ll be ordering delivery instead of cooking tonight.

Growing: Purple Porn for Instagram

Expect dense, frosty nugs that turn Instagram-purple under cooler temps. Trichome density clocks in 15-20% higher than your average indica, so if you’re into hash you’ll feel like you won the resin lottery. Yield bump is a modest 10%, but who’s counting grams when the buds look like they’re wearing diamond armor?

Medical Uses or "How to Cancel Plans Forever"

Doctors won’t write “because Monday” on a script, but this strain handles insomnia, chronic pain, and existential dread like a champ. The myrcene/caryophyllene combo is basically a weighted blanket in terpene form. Side effects include forgetting what you were mad about and suddenly agreeing to watch the entire Lord of the Rings extended edition—again.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for night owls, Netflix marathoners, and anyone whose fitness tracker just sent a “you’ve been inactive” alert. Skip if you’ve got a to-do list, a toddler, or a burning desire to stay vertical. Basically: if you’re looking for a social strain, keep walking. This one is for hibernation mode only.