Banana OG x F1 Durb x Gushers

The Family Tree

Purple City Genetics basically took Banana OG (the couch’s favorite fruit), F1 Durb (the responsible cousin), and Gushers (the sugar-addicted nephew) and said, "Let’s see what happens when we ground them all into one sleepy smoothie." The result is 70-75 % indica genetics that will politely ask your eyelids to unionize and shut down production.

Effects (or Lack Thereof)

At 5-10 % THC, this strain is what happens when you order a decaf cold brew: technically still coffee, but your heart rate stays in the "meh" zone. Expect mild sedation, a gentle head-nod, and the sudden urge to rewatch Planet Earth while your phone slides into your lap. Perfect for convincing your parents that weed is "basically herbal tea."

Tastes Like Dessert, Smells Like Drama

First sniff: ripe bananas doing the tango with a pine-scented car freshener. First toke: creamy banana pudding chased by earthy spice and a whisper of dark chocolate that disappears faster than your paycheck on 4/20. It’s the olfactory equivalent of a brunch mimosa—sweet, classy, and gone in two sips.

Growing for Glaucoma Patients & Instagram

These dense, purple-tinted buds are so photogenic they’ll get more likes than your vacation photos. Trichomes stack up like sprinkles on a cupcake (60-80 microns of glittery flex). Yield is respectable if you can keep humidity low—otherwise you’ll grow the world’s most expensive mildew-scented banana bread.

Medical Uses (aka Excuses to Smoke)

Doctors won’t write a script for "I want to feel like a warm blanket," but this strain still helps with mild anxiety, micro-dose bedtime rituals, and convincing yourself that your 10 p.m. snack is medicinal. Great for patients who need relief but still want to remember where they left the remote.

Who Should Buy This

If your weed tolerance is lower than your credit score, congratulations—you’ve found your spirit strain. Ideal for lightweight users, first-date smokers, or anyone who wants to say "I’m high" while still being able to do long division. Veteran stoners, keep scrolling unless you’re into expensive aromatherapy.