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Bear by Motarebel

Meet Bear, the strain that turns you into a hibernating apex

Meet Bear, the strain that turns you into a hibernating apex predator of snacks. Developed by Motarebel—who apparently wanted to weaponize bedtime—this 18% THC indica wraps you in a blanket of "don’t bother me unless the house is on fire." Dense, purple-flecked buds that look like they were rolled in snow and dipped in resin; basically the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket.

Creativity
47%
Energy
22%
Relaxation
84%
Munchies
78%
THC: 18% CBD: <1%
Vibes
51%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Overview: Motarebel’s Hairy Love Child

Picture a bear hug from a grizzly who moonlights as a pastry chef. That’s this strain. Motarebel spent years mixing old-school landrace grit with modern resin tech until they birthed a plant that looks like it bench-presses trichomes for fun. The result: an 85% trichome-coated masterpiece that screams "I’m potent but polite."

Effects: From Zero to Hibernation in One Hit

Expect your eyelids to drop faster than Netflix autoplay. The 60/40 indica tilt doesn’t just lean—it face-plants you into the couch, then tucks you in with a lullaby of dopamine. Perfect for binge-watching documentaries about actual bears while eating their body weight in Doritos.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Willy Wonka

First sniff: walk through a damp forest after rain, minus the mosquitoes. First toke: dark chocolate and caramel crash a pine-tree party, then stick around for dessert. By the end you’re licking your lips wondering if someone secretly slipped a Tootsie Roll in the grinder.

Growing: Easy Like Sunday Nap

Bear is the low-maintenance roommate of cannabis plants—sturdy stems, forgiving canopy, and a flowering cycle shorter than your attention span during a Zoom call. Indoor growers love its symmetry; outdoor growers love that it shrugs off pests like an actual bear swatting mosquitoes.

Medical: Prescription Strength Chill Pills

Doctors won’t write it, but your insomnia wishes they would. Great for turning chronic pain into chronic naps, and for convincing anxiety to take a long, quiet walk off a short pier. Side effects may include forgetting what you were stressed about and discovering the true meaning of "horizontal life pause."

Who It’s For: Humans Who Miss Kindergarten Naptime

If your idea of a wild Friday is changing into softer pajamas, welcome home. Bear is for the overworked, the overthinkers, and anyone whose spirit animal is a weighted blanket. Not recommended for daytime use unless your schedule includes a three-hour intermission.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Bear by Motarebel

Is Bear by Motarebel a knock-you-out indica or just a gentle lullaby?

It’s the gentle lullaby that plays right before the piano drops on your head. Expect functional for about 20 minutes, then horizontal for the foreseeable future.

Does it actually taste like chocolate or did I just get the munchies?

Both. The terpene blend gives you legit cocoa notes on the exhale, then the munchies make you hunt for actual chocolate like a truffle pig.

Can I grow Bear in a closet without my landlord noticing?

Sure—if your landlord has no nose. The pine-citrus stank is loud enough to wake neighboring bears. Grab a carbon filter or start casually gifting scented candles.

Is 18% THC too weak for seasoned stoners?

Quantity meets quality here. The entourage effect plus its sedative genetics means 18% feels like 25% after it body-slams your central nervous system. Respect the bear.

Will Bear help me sleep or just make me stare at the ceiling thinking about salmon?

You’ll be asleep before the salmon finishes its monologue. Keep snacks bedside—you’ll wake up wondering why there’s a half-eaten bag of gummy worms in your pillowcase.

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