Benji's OG Haze

Overview: Retro Rocket Fuel

Landrace Bureau’s love letter to the '70s just crash-landed in 2025. This sativa-dominant beast mixes tropical Haze incense with OG lemon-fuel so hard your nostrils will file a noise complaint. Expect 18-26% THC, 2-3 hours of functional mania, and the sudden urge to alphabetize your vinyl collection—twice.

Effects: Couch? Never Heard of Her

The high is like espresso wearing a leather jacket—cerebral, speedy, but still classy. You’ll brainstorm 47 start-up ideas, text your ex about one of them, then build a birdhouse to apologize. No body melt, just pure “let’s reorganize the kitchen by spice family” energy. Novices: maybe don’t operate heavy metaphors.

Flavor & Aroma: Church Meets Gas Station

On the nose: frankincense and myrrh doing donuts in a Chevron parking lot. The taste? Pine-sol chased with lemon rind and a diesel chaser. Terpinolene leads the choir, limonene handles citrus security, and caryophyllene brings the pepper spray. Room note lingers like your uncle’s cologne—earthy, spicy, and faintly illegal in three states.

Growing: Stretch Armstrong in a Tent

This plant grows like it’s late for a flight—tall, lanky, and completely unapologetic. Flip early unless you enjoy trimming satellites. She’s mold-resistant but drama-hungry for light: 900-1200 PPFD or she’ll ghost you. Flowering runs 10-12 weeks, so clear your calendar and maybe your Netflix queue. Reward is foxtail colas that look like they’re flipping you off—in resin.

Medical: Doctor’s Note for Adulting

Patients swear by it for ADHD, depression, and chronic “I don’t wanna.” It’s basically pharmaceutical motivation with a side of appetite suppression, so keep protein bars handy. Anxiety-prone users: micro-dose unless you enjoy heart-rate drum solos. Works great before the gym, terrible before a nap.

Who It’s For

Creatives, house-cleaning procrastinators, and anyone whose coffee budget rivals rent. If your idea of self-care is reorganizing your sock drawer by emotional resonance, welcome home. If you’re looking for “Netflix and melt,” swipe left. This strain is a to-do list in nug form—handle with ambition.