🟣 Indica

Bess by Meows Trap Seeds

Bess is the strain that proves your cat has better breeding

Bess is the strain that proves your cat has better breeding skills than half the industry. At 22% THC, it’s the botanical equivalent of a weighted blanket that occasionally wants to discuss philosophy.

Creativity
49%
Energy
23%
Relaxation
81%
Munchies
75%
THC: 22% CBD: <1%
Vibes
51%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Meows Trap Seeds basically held a feline Hunger Games with 30+ crosses until Bess clawed her way to the top. The result? 55% indica chill and 45% sativa "wait, did I just solve climate change?" genetics. It’s like your grandpa’s heirloom stash got an MBA.

Effects: Couch Glue With a TED Talk

Expect the classic indica body melt, but Bess sneaks in a sativa whisper that keeps your brain from fully logging off. You’ll be too relaxed to move yet somehow invested in a documentary about competitive stamp collecting. Time becomes a suggestion; snacks become a mission.

Flavor & Aroma: Forest Bathing in a Bong

The nose hits with earthy musk and pine needles, then flips the script to lemon-zest brightness. Smoke it and you’re basically French-kissing a Christmas tree that’s been marinating in citrus cleaner. Subtle pepper notes arrive late like that friend who swears they were "just around the corner" 45 minutes ago.

Growing: Amateur-Proof, Cat-Approved

Bess is the strain for growers who kill succulents. She’s resilient to rookie mistakes, pumps out trichomes like she’s getting commission, and finishes looking like a disco ball had a baby with a shrub. Indoor/outdoor, soil/hydro—basically if you can keep a houseplant alive, Bess will reward you with Instagram-worthy nugs.

Medical: Therapeutic Without the Tie-Dye

Patients report this strain turns stress into background noise and chronic pain into a mild suggestion. Great for anxiety, insomnia, and pretending your responsibilities don’t exist. Side effects may include an irrational love for lo-fi beats and texting your ex "you up?" at 2 a.m.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for introverts who want to cancel plans spiritually, gamers who need to forget they have a body, and anyone whose personality could be described as "functionally overwhelmed." Not ideal if your plans involve operating heavy machinery or explaining crypto to your parents.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Bess by Meows Trap Seeds

Is Bess really indica if it makes me think deep thoughts?

Welcome to the 2020s, where indicas have existential crises. The 45% sativa is like a tiny philosopher living in your brain rent-free.

Will Bess make me too sleepy?

Only if your couch is within 10 feet. Otherwise you’ll just be really, really interested in whatever’s on your phone for three hours.

Can I grow Bess if my last plant died of "over-watering" (aka love)?

Bess is basically the golden retriever of cannabis—loyal, forgiving, and impossible to kill with kindness. She’ll thrive on neglect and the occasional apology.

What pairs well with Bess?

A weighted blanket, a documentary you’ll only half-watch, and snacks you definitely didn’t need to DoorDash at midnight.

Why is it called "Bess"?

Legend says the breeder’s cat walked across the keyboard and accidentally hit "save." The cat’s name was probably Mittens, but branding is branding.

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