Overview
Big Gun isn’t subtle—it’s the strain equivalent of a bouncer who hugs you into submission. Capricorn Seed Company bred it the old-school way: no hype-beast names, no unicorn terps, just pure, unfiltered indica napalm. Expect dense, purple-kissed nugs that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and bad decisions.
Effects
20-26% THC means your eyelids will file for unemployment within minutes. The high starts as a gentle head massage, then body-slams you into the nearest horizontal surface. Couch-lock? More like couch-marriage. Perfect for binge-watching, existential dread, or pretending your Wi-Fi is broken so you don’t have to move.
Flavor & Aroma
Smells like a forest floor making out with a pack of Big League Chew. First sniff: earthy, spicy, and vaguely threatening. First toke: sweet bubble-gum candy that immediately flips you off with a woody aftertaste. Myrcene and caryophyllene dominate, so peppery burps are complimentary.
Growing
Indoors she’ll squat like a grumpy troll, pumping out 450–600 g/m² of rock-hard colas. Outdoors she’ll tolerate your mistakes as long as you feed her like a Greek god. Trim aggressively—airflow is not a suggestion when your buds are denser than your ex’s skull.
Medical Uses
Doctors won’t write this on a script, but patients swear by it for pain, insomnia, and that delightful “I don’t hate Mondays anymore” vibe. Low CBD keeps the high purely recreational, so chronic users can still feel fancy while their spine turns into warm taffy.
Who It’s For
Veteran stoners who think their tolerance is a personality trait. Newbies who enjoy waking up three episodes later missing a shoe. Anyone whose fitness tracker just gave up and labeled the session "cryogenic sleep."
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