🔫 Couch-Lock OG

Big Gun

Big Gun is Capricorn Seed Company’s official apology for eve

Big Gun is Capricorn Seed Company’s official apology for every weak-ass indica you’ve ever smoked. One hit and you’ll understand why the couch is now your legal guardian.

Creativity
55%
Energy
19%
Relaxation
85%
Munchies
82%
THC: 20-26% CBD: <1%
Vibes
53%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Overview

Big Gun isn’t subtle—it’s the strain equivalent of a bouncer who hugs you into submission. Capricorn Seed Company bred it the old-school way: no hype-beast names, no unicorn terps, just pure, unfiltered indica napalm. Expect dense, purple-kissed nugs that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and bad decisions.

Effects

20-26% THC means your eyelids will file for unemployment within minutes. The high starts as a gentle head massage, then body-slams you into the nearest horizontal surface. Couch-lock? More like couch-marriage. Perfect for binge-watching, existential dread, or pretending your Wi-Fi is broken so you don’t have to move.

Flavor & Aroma

Smells like a forest floor making out with a pack of Big League Chew. First sniff: earthy, spicy, and vaguely threatening. First toke: sweet bubble-gum candy that immediately flips you off with a woody aftertaste. Myrcene and caryophyllene dominate, so peppery burps are complimentary.

Growing

Indoors she’ll squat like a grumpy troll, pumping out 450–600 g/m² of rock-hard colas. Outdoors she’ll tolerate your mistakes as long as you feed her like a Greek god. Trim aggressively—airflow is not a suggestion when your buds are denser than your ex’s skull.

Medical Uses

Doctors won’t write this on a script, but patients swear by it for pain, insomnia, and that delightful “I don’t hate Mondays anymore” vibe. Low CBD keeps the high purely recreational, so chronic users can still feel fancy while their spine turns into warm taffy.

Who It’s For

Veteran stoners who think their tolerance is a personality trait. Newbies who enjoy waking up three episodes later missing a shoe. Anyone whose fitness tracker just gave up and labeled the session "cryogenic sleep."


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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Big Gun

Is Big Gun too strong for beginners?

Only if you like remembering your own name. Start with a crumb, not the whole clip.

Will it glue me to the couch?

That’s the entire marketing plan. Bring snacks before combustion or prepare to crawl like a GTA character.

What’s the best time to smoke Big Gun?

Whenever your calendar says "no further human interaction required." Nighttime, Netflix o’clock, or right before your in-laws visit—results may vary.

Does it taste as good as it smells?

Yes, and then it punches you with earthy aftershocks. Think Willy Wonka’s factory collapsing into a lumberyard.

Can I grow it in a closet?

Absolutely—just don’t expect to also store your winter coats. She’s bushy, stinky, and will photobomb your landlord.

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