Bishop

Origin Story: Oakland’s Holiest Hybrid

Purple City Genetics cooked up Bishop in the East Bay, probably while arguing over who gets the last taco. The exact parents are locked in the Vatican archives (or PCG’s Google Drive), but rumor says it’s a THC stud knocked up by a CBD-rich saint. The result? A Type-2 chemovar that lets you feel something without texting your ex at 2 a.m.

Effects: Couch-Lock Lite™

Expect a mellow wave that starts behind the eyes and ends at the snack cabinet. At 14-22% THC plus matching CBD, you’ll get the classic indica body hug minus the “did I just forget my own birthday?” paranoia. Perfect for binge-watching documentaries about cults while eating cereal straight from the box.

Flavor & Aroma: Earth, Spice, and Everything Nice

Crack the jar and you’ll smell a damp forest floor that someone sprinkled with pepper and orange peels. On the tongue it’s like licking a spice rack that’s been lightly misted with citrus. The terps (myrcene, caryophyllene, limonene) hang around long enough to make you question your cologne budget.

Growing Bishop: Low and Slow

Indica structure means she stays short, bushy, and drama-free—basically the Danny DeVito of weed. Indoor finish is 56-70 days; outdoors she’ll wrap up before Oregon’s rains turn your harvest into a mold festival. Expect golf-ball nugs so frosty you’ll need sunglasses to trim.

Medical Uses: Anxiety’s Nemesis

The 1:1 ratio is catnip for patients who want pain relief without feeling like a space cadet. Great for winding down after spreadsheets all day or pretending your in-laws aren’t staying the weekend. Also recommended for people who think sativas are a personal attack.

Who Should Smoke This?

If you’ve ever said “I like weed but it makes me think my cat is judging me,” Bishop is your new spiritual advisor. Ideal for lightweight legends, CBD-curious tokers, and anyone who wants to feel good without forgetting where they parked their car.