The Origin Story Nobody Asked For
Bodhi Seeds birthed this beast in the early 2010s by crossing verified Triangle Kush with the legendary '88 G13 Hashplant male. The name? It’s half Florida geography flex, half "look how black my nugs get when I flirt with cold nights." Think of it as the cannabis equivalent of a Florida retiree who moved to Oregon and now runs a boutique hash lab out of a decommissioned submarine.
Effects: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Couch
Expect an initial cerebral jab straight out of the Triangle Kush corner—euphoric, citrus-fuel head-rush that whispers, "You got this, bro." Then the Hashplant tags in like a 300-lb wrestler made of Afghan hash, folding your body into origami. Limbs turn to memory foam, eyelids gain sentience and close shop, and suddenly your smartwatch congratulates you for achieving REM sleep at 7:30 p.m. Great for binge-watching shows you’ll never remember.
Flavor & Aroma: Eau de Gas Station Bathroom
On the nose: lemon Pledge wrestling a tire fire inside a cedar chest. On the tongue: peppery incense with a backend of earthy regret. Exhale through the nose and you’ll swear someone hot-boxed a mechanic’s bay with a hint of grandma’s spice rack. It’s not pretty, but neither is your search history and you still scroll that.
Growing It Without Killing It
Black Triangle is surprisingly forgiving for something this potent. Indoors, keep temps around 70–78 °F and drop nights to 64–68 °F if you want those Instagram-worthy obsidian nugs. She’ll stretch 50–70 % in flower, so top early unless you enjoy pruning popcorn like a part-time barber. Flowering wraps in 8–9 weeks, yielding golf-ball colas so greasy you could lube a pickup with them. Outdoor growers in dry climates will harvest by early October; humid regions—prepare for bud rot memes.
Medical Uses (a.k.a. Excuses)
Patients report relief from chronic pain, insomnia, and the existential dread of group chats. The heavy myrcene + caryophyllene combo acts like a weighted blanket for your endocannabinoid system. Anxiety? Gone. Appetite? Suddenly you’re on a first-name basis with the delivery driver. Just don’t plan on operating heavy eyelids for at least four hours.
Who Should Smoke This
Perfect for seasoned tokers who think "mild" is a pasta sauce, insomniacs who’ve tried counting sheep and ended up counting TikToks, and hashmakers chasing 6-star yields without babysitting drama-queen genetics. Not ideal for first-timers, people with 8 p.m. yoga, or anyone who needs to remember where they parked.
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