Booty

The Rundown

Booty isn’t one locked-in cultivar—it’s more like a loose coalition of dessert-gas phenotypes that couldn’t agree on a single personality. Think of it as the strain equivalent of a group DM: everyone’s named Booty, no one knows who started it, but they all agree on sweet funk and resin so thick you could tile a bathroom with it.

Effects: Couch, Meet Ass

Expect a fast-acting head hug that melts into a full-body recline faster than your Wi-Fi drops during a thunderstorm. At 20% THC it won’t launch you into orbit, but it will gently inform your limbs that standing is now optional. Creativity spikes for about eleven minutes, then you’ll be debating whether ordering socks online counts as a hobby.

Flavor & Aroma: Forbidden Bakery Next to a Tire Fire

On the nose: vanilla frosting wrestling with diesel fumes in a back alley. On the tongue: creamy berry candy that finishes like someone spilled gas on a pepper mill. Terpene lineup leans caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene—basically the holy trinity of “I didn’t know weed could smell like dessert and crime at the same time.”

Growing Booty Without Losing Yours

Medium-tall plants, tight internodes, colas so dense they could bench press you. She loves 600–800 PPFD in flower but hates humidity above 55%; otherwise botrytis throws a kegger in your canopy. Indoor finish is 8–9 weeks, outdoor by early October, and yes, the trim bin will look like a snow globe exploded.

Medicinal Uses (aka Excuses to Stay Home)

Patients grab Booty for insomnia, chronic pain, and the existential dread of folding laundry. The body melt eases muscle spasms while the mental fog politely tells anxiety to take a number. Side effects include forgetting where you left your phone—even though you’re literally holding it.

Who Should Hit This

Perfect for seasoned stoners who want to feel like a weighted blanket became sentient, and for newbies who believe “I can totally handle 20%.” Netflix marathoners, snack archaeologists, and anyone whose ideal Friday night is horizontal. Not recommended for people with unfinished to-do lists or anyone who needs to parallel park within the next four hours.