Booty

Booty Call: The Origin Story

Bodhi Seeds basically asked, “What if we bred a strain that’s as generous as your ex with alimony but way more fun to keep around?” The result is Booty—an indica autoflower that popped out of the lab in 2022 promising up to 30% more biomass than your average auto. Think of it as the pirate’s chest of weed: crack it open and gold coins (a.k.a. frosty nugs) spill everywhere.

Effects: From Eyelids to Floorboards

At 18% THC, Booty won’t launch you into orbit, but it will staple your butt to the couch like it’s auditioning for “Interstellar 2: The Nap Sequence.” Limonene and pinene team up to keep your brain from flat-lining, so you’ll still remember where the snacks are—then forget why you walked to the kitchen. Perfect for binge-watching, horizontal yoga, or pretending your phone isn’t ringing.

Flavor & Aroma: Lemon-Pepper Pine-Sol

Crack a jar and get slapped by lemon zest, pine needles, and a rogue pinch of black pepper. It’s like someone mopped the forest floor with citrus cleaner and then sprinkled OG kush crumbs on top. The smoke is smooth, earthy, and finishes with a spicy tickle that’ll have you coughing in slow-motion.

Grow Notes: Low-Effort, High-Reward

Booty practically grows itself—great for newbies who can’t keep a cactus alive and pros who like to brag about gram-per-watt stats. Plants stay stocky, don’t care much about your lighting budget, and still pump out golf-ball nugs glazed like Krispy Kremes. Expect 150k trichomes per cm², which is science-speak for “looks like it got glitter-bombed.”

Medical Uses: Because Adulting Hurts

Doctors won’t write a script that says “Booty,” but patients do. The combo of caryophyllene and myrcene tackles inflammation like a tiny massage therapist, while the moderate THC level calms anxiety without locking your brain in the trunk. Great for insomnia, chronic pain, or when your group chat is being extra.

Who Should Swipe Right on Booty

If your idea of cardio is walking to the fridge and you measure success by how many episodes you crush before drooling on the pillow, congrats—you’re Booty’s target demographic. Night-time tokers, yield chasers, and anyone who’s ever said “I’ll just smoke a little” at 9 p.m. and woke up with Cheeto dust in their hair, this one’s for you.