Strain Overview
Bottomless Mints is the love child of The Menthol (think frosty breath mints) and Grape Gasoline (think purple Slurpee spilled on a drag strip). Born in the boutique labs of Compound Genetics, it’s been selling out faster than Supreme hoodies ever since Leafly called it “fire” in May 2023. Expect dense, eggplant-colored nugs that look like they were rolled in sugar and then dunked in rocket fuel.
Effects
One bong rip and your eyelids gain 200 lbs each. The high starts with a cool, minty brain-freeze before the grape-flavored freight train plows into your frontal lobe, leaving you horizontal, giggling, and deeply invested in whatever infomercial is on. Great for forgetting you have responsibilities—or limbs.
Flavor & Aroma
Crack the jar and it’s grape Big League Chew making out with a Halls cough drop in a gas station bathroom. On the inhale: syrupy purple candy. On the exhale: eucalyptus ice that lingers like you just tongue-kissed a snowman. Room note: your neighbors will think you’re running a Willy Wonka speakeasy.
Growing Notes
She’s a diva. Drop night temps 5–10°F in weeks 6–8 if you want those Instagram-purple hues; otherwise you’ll get green nugs that still slap but won’t get you the clout. Tight internodes, marble-dense colas, and a trichome count so high you’ll need sunglasses under your grow lights. Expect mint-forward phenos vs. grape-bomb phenos—pheno-hunt like your reputation depends on it.
Medical Uses
Doctors won’t prescribe it, but patients self-treat insomnia, chronic stress, and the existential dread of running out of snacks. The heavy indica body lock pairs nicely with “I can’t feel my lower back” vibes. Pro tip: keep water and a family-size bag of Doritos within arm’s reach before blastoff.
Who It's For
Perfect for seasoned stoners who treat dessert strains like Pokémon and need the newest, loudest drop. Not ideal for lightweight tokers, anyone with a to-do list, or people who hate purple weed. If your idea of a wild night is horizontal karaoke with Netflix subtitles, welcome home.
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