Bruce Banner 3 Auto

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Picture Original Sensible Seeds locked in a lab, screaming "We need more power!" until they Frankenstein'd the Bruce Banner family into an auto that flowers faster than your landlord cashes rent. The result? A 70% indica hybrid that inherited the OG strength but skipped the drama of light schedules. It's basically the cannabis equivalent of a Tesla—same punch, less maintenance.

Effects: Mild-Mannered to Sofa-Tornado

First hit sends your brain on a joyride that feels like Tony Stark's AI took the wheel—creative, chatty, mildly invincible. Thirty minutes later, the indica side kicks in like Hulk in a china shop: body melts, eyelids gain 200 lbs, and Netflix asks if you're still watching (you are not). Perfect for turning extroverts into houseplants by 10 PM.

Flavor Profile: Pine-Sol Lemonade

Opens with a citrus slap sharper than your mom's group chat roasts, followed by pine notes that'll have you questioning if you just vaped a Christmas tree. The exhale leaves an earthy aftertaste, like licking a forest floor but in a sexy, Michelin-star way. Room note is "college dorm meets high-end spa"—your neighbors will either call the cops or ask for the plug.

Growing: Idiot-Proof Greenery

This auto is so forgiving it practically waters itself and apologizes for existing. 65-70 days from seed to stash, it stays a manageable 80-100 cm—perfect for closet grows or that one weird corner your roommate never checks. Yields hit 400-500 g/m² indoors, which translates to "enough to share with friends you actually like." Just don't stare at it too long; it finishes faster than a teenage boy on prom night.

Medical Uses (According to Your Cousin)

Patients report this strain annihilates chronic pain, anxiety, and the soul-crushing realization that your ex is doing fine without you. It's basically a weighted blanket in plant form. Side effects include forgetting your Amazon password and developing deep philosophical opinions about cereal commercials.

Perfect For

Stoners who want craft-cannabis potency without the 4-month commitment. Great for introverts prepping for family reunions, programmers debugging existential crises, or anyone whose current sleep aid is "three melatonin and crippling regret." Not recommended for first dates unless your goal is silence.