Bruce Banner #3 Autoflower

Origin Story: Gamma-Rays Optional

Growers Choice basically asked, “What if the Hulk had a baby with a microwave timer?” The answer: Bruce Banner #3 Auto—an indica-dominant autoflower that shrinks 2-3 weeks off the grow cycle by borrowing ruderalis DNA. It’s 50-60 % pure indica, 40 % hardy ruderalis, and 100 % done with your drama in 8-9 weeks flat.

Effects: Couch, Meet Face

21-24 % THC means this isn’t the strain for “just one hit.” Expect a cerebral uppercut followed by a full-body bear hug that says, “Tonight we’re streaming, snacking, and forgetting our passwords.” Great for canceling plans you never wanted in the first place.

Flavor & Aroma: Skunk in a Tux

Opening the jar is like walking into a dive bar that serves artisanal citrus cocktails—skunky up top, earthy in the middle, sweet citrus on the exit. Terp heavyweights myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene run the show, so your nostrils know you’re in for a ride before your grinder does.

Growing: Idiot-Proof, Ego-Friendly

Stays a discreet 40-50 cm indoors—perfect for closet cultivators and paranoid suburbanites. Dense, resin-drenched buds look like they were rolled in moon dust (trichome coverage can hit 25 %). Ruderalis genetics make it nearly impossible to kill, so even your roommate who forgets to water succulents can pull 20 % higher yields.

Medical Uses: License to Chill

Patients report relief from insomnia, chronic pain, and the soul-crushing realization that your group chat is talking about you. The heavy indica sedation is basically a weighted blanket in nug form—just don’t operate forklifts or relationships while under the influence.

Who It’s For

Ideal for growers who want top-shelf potency without a PhD in lighting schedules, and users who prefer their evenings pre-canceled. If your idea of cardio is scrolling streaming menus, Bruce Banner #3 Auto is your spirit animal.