Bruce Banner 3 x Amnesia Haze

Genetic Mic Drop

Trump Seeds took Bruce Banner #3 (the Hulk in weed form) and let it smash into Amnesia Haze (the strain that makes you forget where you parked your car… and your car). The result is 70% sativa dominance with 30% hybrid stabilizers—basically rocket fuel with seatbelts. Expect stable genetics that actually do what the breeder promised, which is rarer than a politician keeping campaign promises.

Effects: Red-Eyed Productivity Monster

Twenty minutes in, your brain becomes a browser with 47 tabs open—except they’re all useful. Creativity spikes, focus sharpens, and mundane tasks suddenly feel like speed-running life. The 28% THC hits fast, so rookies may experience temporary ego death and the sudden urge to reorganize their sock drawer by astrological sign.

Flavor & Aroma: Citrus Cologne for Your Lungs

Smells like a pine forest had a torrid affair with a lemon grove and left a spicy note on the nightstand. Taste follows suit: sweet, tangy citrus up front, then earthy pine and a peppery kick on the exhale. It’s the only cologne that actually gets you high, and 72% of taste-testers agreed they’d wear it if it weren’t socially frowned upon.

Growing: Instagram-Ready Nugs

Buds are dense, purple-flecked, and glazed in trichomes like they’re trying to get cast in a rap video. Yields run 20% above average for sativas, flowering in 9-10 weeks if you don’t mess it up. Trump Seeds claims an 85% phenotype success rate—meaning you have a 15% chance of getting the ugly duckling that still slaps harder than your ex’s lawyer.

Medical: Panic Attack or Panacea?

Great for blasting through depression, fatigue, or writer’s block, but overdo it and you’ll invent new anxieties like “Did I leave the stove on in 2003?” Pain melts away, mood skyrockets, and you’ll suddenly understand why your dog stares at walls—he’s just vibing in HD.

Who Should Smoke This

Designed for seasoned tokers who think “moderation” is a type of medieval punishment. Perfect for artists, programmers, and anyone whose to-do list includes “conquer Tuesday.” If your idea of a fun evening is debating string theory with your houseplants, welcome home.