Bruce Banner Auto

Overview: Gamma-Rays in Seed Form

Fatbush Seeds took OG Bruce Banner, injected it with ruderalis steroids, and created an auto that finishes faster than your ex’s apologies. In roughly 65 days you’ll harvest dense, diamond-dusted nugs that smell like a skunk crashed into a citrus truck. Expect medium-tall plants that stay polite indoors and don’t demand a PhD in light schedules.

Effects: Mild-Mannered to Munchie Monster

The high starts cerebral, like Tony Stark in a brainstorming session, then body-slams you into the couch with a gentle indica hug. Creativity spikes for the first 45 minutes—perfect for finally finishing that LEGO Death Star—before the eyelids stage their own Infinity War. Novices: one bowl is Hulk. Two bowls is Hulk on a hangover.

Flavor & Aroma: Skunky Citrus with Daddy Issues

Crack a jar and get punched by diesel-soaked lemon peels, followed by a sweet berry chaser that apologizes for the uppercut. Myrcene dominates at 0.45%, so expect couch-lock aromatherapy and neighbors who suddenly want to “borrow sugar.” Cure it right and you’ll unlock hidden pine notes—like Christmas morning if Santa toked.

Growing: Set It and Forget It (Mostly)

Auto genetics mean no 12/12 light gymnastics—just 18–20 hours of light, basic nutes, and a prayer. Yields land at 400–500 g/m² indoors or 50–120 g/plant outdoors, assuming you remember to water. Resists mold like a champ, laughs at rookie mistakes, and tops out around 110 cm, so apartment growers can still swing it.

Medical: Prescription for Chill

Patients lean on BB Auto for stress, mild pain, and that special brand of existential dread that hits at 2 a.m. The 18% THC is strong enough to matter but not enough to launch you into orbit. Great for daytime anxiety relief if you micro-dose; great for forgetting your in-laws exist if you don’t.

Who It’s For: From Clueless to Connoisseur

If you’ve ever killed a cactus, this auto is your redemption arc. Experienced growers love the quick turnaround and resin production; beginners love that it doesn’t ghost them after week six. Basically, it’s the democratic strain: everyone gets a trophy, and the trophy is sticky.