Bubble Gum x 88g13hp

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Bodhi Seeds decided what the world really needed was a strain that combines the nostalgic sugar rush of Bubble Gum with whatever the hell 88g13hp is (we think it’s either a Cold-War supercomputer or a Star Wars droid). After countless lab coats and probably a few nervous interns, they delivered this sticky Frankenstein that’s 50% playground memories, 50% adulting on hard mode.

Effects: From Zero to Hero to Zero Again

Expect a giggly head rush that convinces you your group chat is funnier than it actually is, followed by a full-body melt that feels like warm maple syrup poured over your soul. Creativity spikes—for roughly 17 minutes—then it’s snack time, nap time, and why-is-the-remote-in-the-fridge time. THC swings from 15% (training wheels) to 24% (intergalactic travel), so dose like your dignity depends on it.

Flavor & Aroma: Willy Wonka’s Back Alley

Smells like someone blended pink Hubba Bubba with a citrus grove and a hint of pepper spray. Taste follows suit: sweet bubble gum up front, lemon-berry middle, and a spicy backend that politely throat-punches you. Lab nerds clocked heavy myrcene and limonene, which is science-speak for “your mouth thinks it’s dessert, your lungs know it’s a trap.”

Growing: So Easy Your Succulent Could Do It

These dense, trichome-dipped nugs look like they were rolled in sugar and bad decisions. Indoors they finish in 8-9 weeks, outdoors they’ll be ready before your Halloween candy runs out. Plants stay medium height, resist mold like overachievers, and yield enough sticky icky to stock a small dispensary—or one very ambitious weekend.

Medical: Because Adulting Hurts

Patients report it erases stress faster than deleting browser history. Great for anxiety, minor aches, and pretending your inbox doesn’t exist. Also recommended for chronic cases of “I need to laugh at literally everything” and “my back hurts from being alive.” Side effects include forgetting what you walked into the room for and spontaneous renditions of 90s jingles.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for nostalgic millennials, stressed-out parents hiding in the garage, and anyone who wants to taste childhood while their responsibilities take a smoke break. Not ideal if you have a 3-hour Zoom marathon or need to remember where you parked. Consume responsibly; your future self is already judging you.