Buffet

Overview: All-You-Can-Toke

Imagine cramming a Thanksgiving spread into a nug—turkey-earthiness, cranberry-citrus, and that weird burnt-sugar thing Grandma does to the yams. That’s Buffet. Bred by Lupos CannaSeed to be the Swiss Army knife of hybrids, it leans about 65% indica but still lets the sativa side crash the party with a foghorn. Lab sheets routinely flirt with 25% THC, so rookies should maybe stick to the salad bar.

Effects: Appetizer, Entrée, Nap

First course: a giggly head rush that makes your group chat seem like Pulitzer material. Second course: a full-body melt that turns couches into memory foam hugs. Dessert? REM sleep with sprinkles. The high clocks in around two hours—perfect for a movie trilogy you won’t remember finishing.

Flavor & Aroma: Chef’s Kiss Terp Table

Myrcene (1.2%) and limonene (0.8%) headline the 15-plus terp lineup, delivering lemon zest up front, pine in the middle, and a sweet, smoky finish that tastes suspiciously like crème brûlée someone torched with a blowtorch. Break open a bud and the room smells like a farmers’ market had a one-night stand with a pastry shop.

Growing: Green-Thumb Buffet Line

Indoors it stays a polite 80–120 cm, bushy enough to fill a 2x4 tent like it’s hoarding samples. Outdoors it shrugs at heat waves and humidity tantrums, pumping out 20–30% more weight than your average diva strain. Just don’t overfeed—too much nitrogen and it’ll start tasting like the bottom of a steam tray.

Medical: Complimentary Wheelchair After 3rd Plate

Patients report Buffet handles chronic pain, stress, and insomnia like a seasoned caterer—quietly, efficiently, and with leftovers. The combo of caryophyllene and linalool adds anti-inflammatory swagger, so you can cancel your plans and your inflammation in one toke.

Who It’s For: Everyone Except the Indecisive

If you stand in front of the soda fountain for ten minutes, skip Buffet—you’ll never pick a terpene. Otherwise, it’s the perfect strain for connoisseurs who want a little bit of everything, weekend warriors who need recovery and recreation in equal measure, and anyone who’s ever yelled “one of each!” at a buffet.