C99

Once Upon a Bong

G13 Labs basically played fairy godmother to a handful of landrace seeds, waved their breeding wand, and poof—C99 appeared in a puff of citrus-scented glitter. Originally dropped in limited batches so scarce they might as well have been glass slippers, this sativa legend quickly became the belle of every grower’s ball. The lineage is 70% pure sativa with side-hustle genetics from Orange Velvet and Blueberry Fast, giving it old-school vigor with new-school flavor.

Effects: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Buzz

Imagine drinking four Red Bulls while your fairy godmother narrates your life in real time—that’s the C99 headspace. Expect laser-focused euphoria, creative bursts that’ll have you finger-painting the ceiling, and a motor-mouth side quest that turns every thought into a TED Talk. Couchlock? Wrong fairy tale. You’ll be vacuuming glitter out of the carpet at 3 a.m. because the carpet told you it was feeling "neglected."

Flavor & Aroma: Citrus Castle

Nose hits like you just peeled a grapefruit inside a pine forest during a lemon-zest thunderstorm. Dominant terps of limonene and pinene deliver sweet-tart citrus with earthy backup singers, while myrcene keeps things grounded so you don’t float straight past the second star to the right. Break open a nug and the room smells like a craft-cocktail bar where every drink comes with a motivational speech.

Grow Notes: Short King Energy

Clocking in at a pocket-sized 100 cm indoors, C99 is the sativa that won’t outgrow your closet—perfect for apartment wizards with nosy landlords. Flip to flower and watch frosty, golf-ball nugs stack like royalty under a blanket of trichomes. Yields can top 600 g/m² outdoors, meaning you’ll be gifting jars to random woodland creatures just to make shelf space. Flowering finishes in 8-9 weeks, because even fairy tales have deadlines.

Medical Memo

Doctors won’t prescribe it for midnight house-cleaning, but patients swear by C99 for bulldozing depression, ADHD fog, and chronic fatigue. The limonene uplift is basically sunshine in terpene form, while pinene keeps your short-term memory from ghosting you mid-sentence. Anxiety-prone users: micro-dose unless you want to narrate your existential crisis at 180 beats per minute.

Who Should RSVP to the Ball

Artists, gamers, and anyone who’s ever color-coded a spreadsheet at 2 a.m.—this is your plus-one. Novices can join the dance, just start with a single toke unless you enjoy spontaneous interpretive dance in public. Couch potatoes, indica loyalists, and people who fear glitter need not apply.