CBD Mazar by Dutch Passion

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Dutch Passion took decades to perfect CBD Mazar because apparently breeding a plant that won’t make you see sound takes time. They crossed old-school indica genetics with CBD Kush and Charlotte’s Angel, then hit Ctrl+Z on the THC until it clocked in under 1%. The result? A strain that’s genetically 90% CBD and 100% smug about it.

Effects: The Nap Olympics

Expect the classic indica hug—minus the existential dread. You’ll feel muscles loosen, eyelids gain weight, and suddenly that 2013 episode of Planet Earth feels like required viewing. The 10-12% CBD keeps inflammation and anxiety at bay, while the sub-1% THC ensures you can still operate the TV remote—barely.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Lemon Zest

Buds look like tiny green snowmen—dense, frosty, and sporting occasional purple scarves. The nose hits with earthy pine and a citrus spritz that says, "I’m therapeutic, but I still party." Smoke it and you’ll taste woodsy OG notes chased by a sweet lemon drop finish—like licking a tree that’s been secretly dating a lemon.

Grow Report: Grandma-Proof Cultivation

CBD Mazar grows like it’s got a bedtime: short, stocky, and done in 8-9 weeks. Indoors she’ll top out around 3-4 feet—perfect for closets, tents, or paranoid basements. Outdoors she finishes before the first frost, yielding golf-ball nugs that smell so loud the neighbors think you pressure-washed your yard with Pine-Sol. Novices welcome; just don’t overwater her or she’ll ghost you.

Medical Resume

Doctors won’t write a script, but your aching back might. High CBD tackles inflammation, epilepsy, and anxiety like a bouncer who studied yoga. The negligible THC means you can dose during Zoom calls without accidentally agreeing to host the next one. Side effects include mild sedation and an uncontrollable urge to organize your sock drawer by color.

Who Should Smoke This

If your idea of a wild night is herbal tea and a weighted blanket, congrats—you’ve found your spirit strain. Perfect for microdosers, soccer moms, and anyone who Googled "weed that won’t make me think my cat is plotting murder." Recreational thrill-seekers should keep scrolling; this strain’s idea of a head rush is standing up too fast.