CBD Yeti Autofem

The Origin Story (Or, How Not to Get Fired as a Breeder)

Healing Path Genetics spent three painstaking years crossing ruderalis, indica, and sativa like it’s a dating app for plants. The result? A compact, frost-covered dwarf that flowers on its own schedule—perfect for growers who forget what day it is. Pro tip: if your landlord asks, just say it’s a bonsai tree. A very sticky bonsai.

Effects: Couch, Meet Glued-But-Not-Too-Glued

Expect a gentle body hug that won’t pin you to the sofa like a felony warrant. With a CBD:THC ratio that can flirt 20:1, you’ll feel mellow, clear-headed, and suddenly interested in reorganizing your sock drawer. Great for pretending to watch Netflix while actually scrolling memes.

Flavor & Aroma: Pine-Sol Meets Lemon Zest

Crack open a nug and you’re hit with an earthy pine blast that screams, “I hike, but only on dispensary billboards.” Underneath lurks citrus and floral whispers—basically a candle you can smoke. The taste? Herbal tea with a side of forest floor, minus the actual dirt.

Growing: The Lazy Gardener’s Dream

Autoflowering means she flips to flower faster than your mood after free samples. Indoors she stays 30–90 cm, so even a closet grow won’t look like a crime scene. Outdoors she’ll forgive rookie mistakes, pests, and that week you forgot to water. Yield’s modest—think “handful of decent nugs,” not “retirement plan.”

Medical: Chill Pills, Now in Plant Form

Users report relief from anxiety, minor aches, and the soul-crushing weight of unread group chats. Because THC sits at a polite 10%, paranoia stays at the door like an underage cousin. Pair with fuzzy socks and a playlist titled “Sunday Scaries.”

Who Should Smoke It

Ideal for microdosers, soccer moms, and anyone who thinks 10 mg edibles are “too wild.” If your idea of a wild night is herbal tea and a jigsaw puzzle, CBD Yeti is your spirit animal. Hardcore stoners, keep scrolling—this isn’t the droid you’re looking for.