Cherry Do Si Dos

The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

Legend says Cherry Do Si Dos was bred by a mysterious collective called "Unknown or Legendary"—which is either the coolest breeder name ever or what your dealer says when he forgot what he sold you. Born on the West Coast where people treat breeding like a PhD program, this strain is basically cherry pie that went to grad school and came back with a vendetta.

Effects: From Chatty to Horizontal

First 15 minutes: you're the world's most interesting philosopher. Minutes 16-30: your limbs are 400 pounds each and the fridge just whispered your name. At 28% THC, this isn't a suggestion to relax—it's a court order. Perfect for those nights when you want to watch three episodes but only remember the opening credits.

Tastes Like Grandma's Revenge

The flavor profile is what happens when a cherry pie gets into a fistfight with a pine forest and both lose. Myrcene and limonene deliver sweet cherry on the inhale, followed by earthy, woody notes that taste like someone spilled potpourri in your dessert. Lab reports confirm this is 70% "whoa that's fruity" and 30% "did I just eat a Christmas candle?"

Growing: Not for the Weak-Willed

This strain grows like it's personally offended by your grow lights. Dense purple nugs covered in trichomes so thick they look like they're trying to escape. Indoor yields are generous if you can handle the stretch—think "tall teenager who won't stop eating." Outdoor growers report plants that laugh at mildew and flip off pests. Flowering time is 8-9 weeks, or roughly two missed rent payments.

Medical: Doctor's Orders for Shutting Up

Patients use this for chronic pain, insomnia, and existential dread at 3 AM. The 0.1-0.3% CBD is basically a polite suggestion to maybe not completely lose your mind. Studies show 30% reduction in pain symptoms, 100% reduction in your ability to give a damn about that group text. Side effects include profound thoughts about snacks and temporary paralysis.

Who Should Smoke This

Perfect for seasoned stoners who think they "can't get high anymore," people whose anxiety requires a full system shutdown, and anyone who wants to understand what a coma feels like without the medical bills. Not recommended for first dates, job interviews, or operating heavy machinery (including your own legs).