Royal Lineage & Genetics
Part Princess, part mysterious P.75—the cannabis equivalent of a Disney princess with a secret tattoo. Brothers Grimm basically took fairy-tale genetics and said, “What if she could also bench-press 25% THC?” The result is a stable, resin-dripping hybrid whose kids (like Ginger Ale) are already flexing on dispensary shelves.
Effects: From Ball to Face-plant
Starts with a euphoric carriage ride: creative, chatty, ready to charm the whole kingdom. About 45 minutes later the indica godmother clocks out, your glass slipper falls off, and you’re horizontal on a pumpkin-shaped beanbag. Functional enough to impress at the ball; potent enough to forget where you parked the carriage.
Flavor & Aroma: Citrus Spice Latte
Crack the jar and get slapped by zesty orange peel, followed by earthy herbal tea and a ginger-snap finish. Smoke it and it’s like drinking a craft ginger ale while standing in a pine forest—if that forest also had a 24% THC fog machine.
Growing Notes for Peasant & Prince Alike
Indoors: 8-9 weeks flower, medium height, loves SOG like dwarves love whistling. Outdoors: finish by early October in the northern realm; rewards you with dense, purple-tinted colas that look dipped in sugar. Resists mold better than most fairy-tale cottages, but still hates overwatering—treat her like royalty, not a swamp thing.
Medical Uses: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Buzz
Patients report relief from stress, mild pain, and the soul-crushing realization that it’s only Tuesday. Good for daytime functionality followed by evening sedation—basically micro-dosed happily-ever-after.
Who Should Ride This Carriage
Perfect for creatives who need to brainstorm a whole screenplay before Netflix asks “Are you still watching?” Also ideal for anyone whose daily routine could use a pumpkin-to-coach transformation, followed immediately by a pumpkin-to-couch transformation.
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