🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Citral Flo

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Citral Flo is the strain equivalent of a massage therapist who also does stand-up—relaxing your body while cracking jokes in your head. Ethos Genetics basically Frankensteined 50+ parent strains until this citrusy couch-lock champion emerged, and yes, it’s wearing glittery trichome jewelry to the party.

Creativity
54%
Energy
18%
Relaxation
82%
Munchies
85%
THC: 22% CBD: <1%
Vibes
51%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Genetic Soap Opera

Imagine inviting 50+ distant relatives to Thanksgiving, then magically blending them into one super-cousin who smells like lemon zest and gives the best hugs. That’s Citral Flo—60% sativa sass and 40% indica snuggles. Ethos Genetics spent years playing genetic Tinder so you can swipe right on 22% THC without having to meet the whole family tree.

Effects: Couch, Meet Face

The first wave is a sativa slap of cerebral giggles—perfect for realizing your cat is judging your life choices. Thirty minutes later the indica lands like a weighted blanket made of marshmallows, turning your limbs into artisanal bread dough. You’ll still be able to think, you just won’t want to move those thoughts any farther than the fridge.

Flavor & Aroma: Fruit-Loop Cologne

Crack a jar and get punched by lemon pledge that went to finishing school—bright, zesty, and somehow wearing a pine-scented tuxedo. On the inhale it’s citrus candy; on the exhale it’s earthy dank with a whisper of “did I just lick a cleaning product?” Spoiler: you did, and you liked it.

Growing: Trichome Disco

Citral Flo shows up to harvest looking like it rolled in crushed diamonds—up to 85% trichome coverage means your trim bin will look like a jewelry store explosion. Dense, golf-ball nugs fade from forest green to purple faster than your ex’s Instagram filter. She’s not picky, but if you give her stable temps and decent airflow she’ll reward you with resinous bricks that could double as air fresheners.

Medical: Licensed Chill Pill

Patients report this strain evicts stress, chronic pain, and the will to do laundry in one fragrant eviction notice. The sativa edge keeps depression on mute while the indica body-buzz turns muscle spasms into mild suggestions. Great for insomnia, anxiety, or pretending your apartment is a spa—robe optional but encouraged.

Who Should Smoke This

Citral Flo is for anyone who wants their brain to take a vacation while their body stays home. Ideal for Netflix anthropologists, midnight snack scientists, and people whose yoga mat is mostly decorative. If your idea of productivity is ordering delivery without speaking, welcome home.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Citral Flo

Is Citral Flo a true indica or just pretending?

It’s 60% sativa and 40% indica, so basically an introvert who can still do karaoke after two drinks.

Will Citral Flo glue me to the couch?

Like IKEA instructions—eventually, yes, but you’ll enjoy the process and have snacks left over.

What’s that lemon smell—did I spill cleaner?

Nope, that’s just Citral Flo announcing itself. Think lemon bars, not Lysol, though your mom might disagree.

Can I grow this in my closet without my landlord noticing?

You can try, but 85% trichome sparkle and pine-citrus funk is basically a scented disco ball. Carbon filter or new apartment, your call.

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