⚡ Sativa

Citronoyes Haze

Noyes Boys Genetics basically turned a lemon grove into a NA

Noyes Boys Genetics basically turned a lemon grove into a NASA launch pad. At 18% THC, this sativa will have you reorganizing your sock drawer by color, size, and emotional trauma. Tastes like your grandma's cleaning products but in the best way possible.

Creativity
87%
Energy
70%
Relaxation
49%
Munchies
55%
THC: 18% CBD: <1%
Vibes
68%

Last updated: March 15, 2026

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Overview

Citronoyes Haze is what happens when breeders decide that regular haze wasn't making people productive enough. This 70-80% sativa is Noyes Boys' love letter to anyone who's ever thought "You know what this meeting needs? More citrus and existential clarity." It's basically Adderall dressed up as a fruit salad.

Effects

Expect your brain to achieve liftoff within 15 minutes. Users report feeling like they've been plugged into a wall socket made of lemons. The 18% THC hits that sweet spot where you're creative enough to start three new hobbies but focused enough to actually finish one. Perfect for writing that novel, cleaning your entire apartment, or finally understanding cryptocurrency (you won't, but you'll feel like you do).

Flavor & Aroma

Imagine someone zest-bombed a pine forest with lemons and then added a hint of "I just cleaned my bathroom." The citrus notes dominate at 40% of the aromatic profile, making your grinder smell like a fancy cleaning supply store. The smoke tastes like lemon pledge made love to a skunk, and honestly, we're here for it.

Growing

These babies grow tall and proud like they've been personally offended by gravity. With trichome density hitting 150,000 per square centimeter, your plants will look like they rolled in glitter. The 87% genetic stability means even your black-thumb friend can grow this without creating a crime scene. Expect 9-10 weeks of flowering and enough yield to supply your entire friend group's creative projects.

Medical Uses

Doctors should literally prescribe this for chronic procrastination. The cerebral boost helps with ADHD, depression, and that soul-crushing Sunday scaries feeling. Migraine sufferers love it because it makes you focus on literally anything else. Warning: may cause excessive productivity and unsolicited opinions about other people's interior design choices.

Who It's For

This strain is for the "I don't need sleep, I need answers" crowd. Perfect for artists, programmers, or anyone who's ever started a project at 2 AM because they suddenly understood the meaning of life. Not recommended for people who want to chill - this is more "let's reorganize the entire kitchen by expiration date" energy. If you've ever been called "a lot," congratulations, you found your soulmate.

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❓ Frequently Asked Questions About Citronoyes Haze

Will Citronoyes Haze make me too anxious?

Only if you're already anxious about achieving your full potential. It's like espresso - if you're chill, you'll just be productive. If you're a stress ball, maybe start with half a joint and a hug.

Is 18% THC strong enough for experienced users?

It's the Goldilocks zone - strong enough to feel it, weak enough to still function. You won't meet God, but you might finally understand your taxes.

Why does it smell like my cleaning lady's car?

That's the signature citrus-haze combo. Embrace it. Your neighbors will think you're either very clean or very high. Both are true.

Can I grow this in a small apartment?

You can try, but these plants grow like they've been personally challenged by short people. Expect them to reach for the ceiling like they're auditioning for a basketball team. Maybe get a taller apartment.

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